freeflir29 0 #26 January 29, 2002 "tell us more dammit!!!"Can't...I was sworn to secrecy! This was a top secret operation to a club a little ways outside Fayetteville. On Hwy 401 towards Raleigh..SSSSHHHHH don't tell anyone...."It's the cans..they're defective. Stay away from the cans"-Steve MartinClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #27 January 29, 2002 Homer & Clay,Were you two visiting those "Off Limits Establishments" that they could only identify by map coordinates?Justin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
homer 0 #28 January 29, 2002 Its an AIRBORNE secret Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #29 January 29, 2002 "Were you two visiting those "Off Limits Establishments" that they could only identify by map coordinates?"Ummm...no...I really did try to avoid those places. Except that one night I went out with those crazy airlift pilots....."It's the cans..they're defective. Stay away from the cans"-Steve MartinClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites homer 0 #30 January 29, 2002 pleading the 5, 6 ,7, and ,8 and 69 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jfields 0 #31 January 29, 2002 It amused me how they would have to give map coordinates to places so freakin' remote that no roads went to them, just to tell you not to go there. If they had left them off the list, nobody would have been able to find them. I can just see a bunch of drunk guys land-nav'ing their way there. Justin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #32 January 29, 2002 "I can just see a bunch of drunk guys land-nav'ing their way there."Actually that's a great plan...Everyone knows that every Army guys favorite question is "Air Force where are we?" "It's the cans..they're defective. Stay away from the cans"-Steve MartinClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Tee 0 #33 January 29, 2002 I WANT ONE! I WANT ONE!!! Tee Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites homer 0 #34 January 29, 2002 The only air force game I played was load master you f^&*%n idiot you put us over the wrong DZ and why dont you give us a get ready before the green light goes on. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites homer 0 #35 January 29, 2002 when your all growed up and can flair a T10C Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #36 January 29, 2002 "you put us over the wrong DZ"Don't blame me....I was jumpin right along with ya...I dropped bombs..not personnel..."It's the cans..they're defective. Stay away from the cans"-Steve MartinClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Emma 0 #37 January 29, 2002 QuoteI can see a rash of low-pulling as women wait for the vibrations to hit maximum power at the final low-alt warning signalLMFAO!!! Expect to see the first of many casualties as soon as someone tells me where to get one of these babies! Skybytch, don't you work for Square One? Can't they do something to meet this huge demand? Talk about a gap in the market...( a gap somewhere, anyway...) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #38 January 29, 2002 She said "gap" "It's the cans..they're defective. Stay away from the cans"-Steve MartinClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Remster 30 #39 January 29, 2002 she also said huge!RemsterMuff 914 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Emma 0 #40 January 29, 2002 yeh, and she also said casualties so watch it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skybytch 273 #41 January 30, 2002 QuoteSkybytch, don't you work for Square One? Can't they do something to meet this huge demand? We're on it... I'm off to do the initial (ground) research in another forty minutes or so My only question is.... where am I gonna mount the Die Hard and route the jumper cables? pull and flare,lisa--Life is tough, but I'm tougher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Kris 0 #42 January 30, 2002 Actually, get me a vibrating egg, one of the dytters with the LED output and about $15 worth of parts from Radio Shack and I can make you one, ladies. I think you'll have to change your procedures though:1st orgasm: Break off. (Or just fall with a goofy look on your face)2nd orgasm: Deploy. (Again with the goofy face? PULL!)3rd orgasm: PULL! (well, she was smiling when her CYPRES fired / she bounced)On second thought, there may be some liability issues I will need to research first...KrisI will always go into MacGuyver mode for the ladies.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 2 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
freeflir29 0 #29 January 29, 2002 "Were you two visiting those "Off Limits Establishments" that they could only identify by map coordinates?"Ummm...no...I really did try to avoid those places. Except that one night I went out with those crazy airlift pilots....."It's the cans..they're defective. Stay away from the cans"-Steve MartinClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
homer 0 #30 January 29, 2002 pleading the 5, 6 ,7, and ,8 and 69 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jfields 0 #31 January 29, 2002 It amused me how they would have to give map coordinates to places so freakin' remote that no roads went to them, just to tell you not to go there. If they had left them off the list, nobody would have been able to find them. I can just see a bunch of drunk guys land-nav'ing their way there. Justin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #32 January 29, 2002 "I can just see a bunch of drunk guys land-nav'ing their way there."Actually that's a great plan...Everyone knows that every Army guys favorite question is "Air Force where are we?" "It's the cans..they're defective. Stay away from the cans"-Steve MartinClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Tee 0 #33 January 29, 2002 I WANT ONE! I WANT ONE!!! Tee Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites homer 0 #34 January 29, 2002 The only air force game I played was load master you f^&*%n idiot you put us over the wrong DZ and why dont you give us a get ready before the green light goes on. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites homer 0 #35 January 29, 2002 when your all growed up and can flair a T10C Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #36 January 29, 2002 "you put us over the wrong DZ"Don't blame me....I was jumpin right along with ya...I dropped bombs..not personnel..."It's the cans..they're defective. Stay away from the cans"-Steve MartinClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Emma 0 #37 January 29, 2002 QuoteI can see a rash of low-pulling as women wait for the vibrations to hit maximum power at the final low-alt warning signalLMFAO!!! Expect to see the first of many casualties as soon as someone tells me where to get one of these babies! Skybytch, don't you work for Square One? Can't they do something to meet this huge demand? Talk about a gap in the market...( a gap somewhere, anyway...) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #38 January 29, 2002 She said "gap" "It's the cans..they're defective. Stay away from the cans"-Steve MartinClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Remster 30 #39 January 29, 2002 she also said huge!RemsterMuff 914 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Emma 0 #40 January 29, 2002 yeh, and she also said casualties so watch it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skybytch 273 #41 January 30, 2002 QuoteSkybytch, don't you work for Square One? Can't they do something to meet this huge demand? We're on it... I'm off to do the initial (ground) research in another forty minutes or so My only question is.... where am I gonna mount the Die Hard and route the jumper cables? pull and flare,lisa--Life is tough, but I'm tougher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Kris 0 #42 January 30, 2002 Actually, get me a vibrating egg, one of the dytters with the LED output and about $15 worth of parts from Radio Shack and I can make you one, ladies. I think you'll have to change your procedures though:1st orgasm: Break off. (Or just fall with a goofy look on your face)2nd orgasm: Deploy. (Again with the goofy face? PULL!)3rd orgasm: PULL! (well, she was smiling when her CYPRES fired / she bounced)On second thought, there may be some liability issues I will need to research first...KrisI will always go into MacGuyver mode for the ladies.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 2 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
jfields 0 #31 January 29, 2002 It amused me how they would have to give map coordinates to places so freakin' remote that no roads went to them, just to tell you not to go there. If they had left them off the list, nobody would have been able to find them. I can just see a bunch of drunk guys land-nav'ing their way there. Justin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #32 January 29, 2002 "I can just see a bunch of drunk guys land-nav'ing their way there."Actually that's a great plan...Everyone knows that every Army guys favorite question is "Air Force where are we?" "It's the cans..they're defective. Stay away from the cans"-Steve MartinClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tee 0 #33 January 29, 2002 I WANT ONE! I WANT ONE!!! Tee Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
homer 0 #34 January 29, 2002 The only air force game I played was load master you f^&*%n idiot you put us over the wrong DZ and why dont you give us a get ready before the green light goes on. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites homer 0 #35 January 29, 2002 when your all growed up and can flair a T10C Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #36 January 29, 2002 "you put us over the wrong DZ"Don't blame me....I was jumpin right along with ya...I dropped bombs..not personnel..."It's the cans..they're defective. Stay away from the cans"-Steve MartinClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Emma 0 #37 January 29, 2002 QuoteI can see a rash of low-pulling as women wait for the vibrations to hit maximum power at the final low-alt warning signalLMFAO!!! Expect to see the first of many casualties as soon as someone tells me where to get one of these babies! Skybytch, don't you work for Square One? Can't they do something to meet this huge demand? Talk about a gap in the market...( a gap somewhere, anyway...) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #38 January 29, 2002 She said "gap" "It's the cans..they're defective. Stay away from the cans"-Steve MartinClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Remster 30 #39 January 29, 2002 she also said huge!RemsterMuff 914 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Emma 0 #40 January 29, 2002 yeh, and she also said casualties so watch it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skybytch 273 #41 January 30, 2002 QuoteSkybytch, don't you work for Square One? Can't they do something to meet this huge demand? We're on it... I'm off to do the initial (ground) research in another forty minutes or so My only question is.... where am I gonna mount the Die Hard and route the jumper cables? pull and flare,lisa--Life is tough, but I'm tougher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Kris 0 #42 January 30, 2002 Actually, get me a vibrating egg, one of the dytters with the LED output and about $15 worth of parts from Radio Shack and I can make you one, ladies. I think you'll have to change your procedures though:1st orgasm: Break off. (Or just fall with a goofy look on your face)2nd orgasm: Deploy. (Again with the goofy face? PULL!)3rd orgasm: PULL! (well, she was smiling when her CYPRES fired / she bounced)On second thought, there may be some liability issues I will need to research first...KrisI will always go into MacGuyver mode for the ladies.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 2 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
homer 0 #35 January 29, 2002 when your all growed up and can flair a T10C Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #36 January 29, 2002 "you put us over the wrong DZ"Don't blame me....I was jumpin right along with ya...I dropped bombs..not personnel..."It's the cans..they're defective. Stay away from the cans"-Steve MartinClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Emma 0 #37 January 29, 2002 QuoteI can see a rash of low-pulling as women wait for the vibrations to hit maximum power at the final low-alt warning signalLMFAO!!! Expect to see the first of many casualties as soon as someone tells me where to get one of these babies! Skybytch, don't you work for Square One? Can't they do something to meet this huge demand? Talk about a gap in the market...( a gap somewhere, anyway...) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #38 January 29, 2002 She said "gap" "It's the cans..they're defective. Stay away from the cans"-Steve MartinClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Remster 30 #39 January 29, 2002 she also said huge!RemsterMuff 914 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Emma 0 #40 January 29, 2002 yeh, and she also said casualties so watch it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skybytch 273 #41 January 30, 2002 QuoteSkybytch, don't you work for Square One? Can't they do something to meet this huge demand? We're on it... I'm off to do the initial (ground) research in another forty minutes or so My only question is.... where am I gonna mount the Die Hard and route the jumper cables? pull and flare,lisa--Life is tough, but I'm tougher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Kris 0 #42 January 30, 2002 Actually, get me a vibrating egg, one of the dytters with the LED output and about $15 worth of parts from Radio Shack and I can make you one, ladies. I think you'll have to change your procedures though:1st orgasm: Break off. (Or just fall with a goofy look on your face)2nd orgasm: Deploy. (Again with the goofy face? PULL!)3rd orgasm: PULL! (well, she was smiling when her CYPRES fired / she bounced)On second thought, there may be some liability issues I will need to research first...KrisI will always go into MacGuyver mode for the ladies.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 2 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
freeflir29 0 #36 January 29, 2002 "you put us over the wrong DZ"Don't blame me....I was jumpin right along with ya...I dropped bombs..not personnel..."It's the cans..they're defective. Stay away from the cans"-Steve MartinClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emma 0 #37 January 29, 2002 QuoteI can see a rash of low-pulling as women wait for the vibrations to hit maximum power at the final low-alt warning signalLMFAO!!! Expect to see the first of many casualties as soon as someone tells me where to get one of these babies! Skybytch, don't you work for Square One? Can't they do something to meet this huge demand? Talk about a gap in the market...( a gap somewhere, anyway...) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #38 January 29, 2002 She said "gap" "It's the cans..they're defective. Stay away from the cans"-Steve MartinClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #39 January 29, 2002 she also said huge!RemsterMuff 914 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emma 0 #40 January 29, 2002 yeh, and she also said casualties so watch it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #41 January 30, 2002 QuoteSkybytch, don't you work for Square One? Can't they do something to meet this huge demand? We're on it... I'm off to do the initial (ground) research in another forty minutes or so My only question is.... where am I gonna mount the Die Hard and route the jumper cables? pull and flare,lisa--Life is tough, but I'm tougher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #42 January 30, 2002 Actually, get me a vibrating egg, one of the dytters with the LED output and about $15 worth of parts from Radio Shack and I can make you one, ladies. I think you'll have to change your procedures though:1st orgasm: Break off. (Or just fall with a goofy look on your face)2nd orgasm: Deploy. (Again with the goofy face? PULL!)3rd orgasm: PULL! (well, she was smiling when her CYPRES fired / she bounced)On second thought, there may be some liability issues I will need to research first...KrisI will always go into MacGuyver mode for the ladies.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
