Emma 0 #1 January 29, 2002 I just read a brief mention of this miraculaous little invention and wondered if any deaf skydivers could advise on where to purchase such a thing?The ONLY reason I ask is because my Vudu open face lets a lot of the sound of the wind in and not much sound of the bleeps....so kinda thought I could..uh...strap it to my wrist or something...somewhere I could actually feel it go off....pfffft.....he he Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #2 January 29, 2002 And you want a waterproof one too, right.... in case you are skydiving in the rain? And one with a remote control, so you can change the "volume" in freefall? Justin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #3 January 29, 2002 Your gonna look funny with a 10 inch chunk of rubber strapped to your wrist.... but what a conversation piece!"I got some beers....Let's Drink em!!!"Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #4 January 29, 2002 QuoteYour gonna look funny with a 10 inch chunk of rubber strapped to your wrist"What's that?""Oh, that's my new solo-RW grip..."Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom.-General George Patton- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #6 January 29, 2002 QuoteYour gonna look funny with a 10 inch chunk of rubber strapped to your wrist....I think Emma was thinking of something smaller, but if what I've heard about female British 4-way team members is correct, you might be on the right track, Clay. And if I have remember that incorrectly and besmirched poor Emma's reputation, well... she should have known better than to post about vibrating dytters outside the Gear & Rigging forum. Justin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #7 January 29, 2002 QuoteI just read a brief mention of this miraculaous little invention and wondered if any deaf skydivers could advise on where to purchase such a thing?Let me know if you hear anything...um, sometimes I don't like to wear a helmet. You know. Pet me! I'm harmless and cute! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #8 January 29, 2002 "Yeah right."It's a massaga I sweya! *Jersey accent* "I got some beers....Let's Drink em!!!"Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #9 January 29, 2002 "sometimes I don't like to wear a helmet"Then you can just get one of those clips for your goggles.....(Picturing Jessica jumping with large "apparatus" strapped to the side of her head) "I got some beers....Let's Drink em!!!"Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #10 January 29, 2002 Move over Larsen & Brusgaard. Dytters by Doc Johnson. Justin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #11 January 29, 2002 Oh Nooooo...New product line: Procock Tracker or the Dittler.....Whoa...this is getting out of hand....(No pun intended of course)"I got some beers....Let's Drink em!!!"Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #12 January 29, 2002 And what the heck does it graph when you put it into "log mode"? Thrusts/second? And is the "true" thrusts or "skydiver's" thrusts? Where does the difference come from, because it isn't barometric pressure this time? Justin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #13 January 29, 2002 "Where does the difference come from, because it isn't barometric pressure this time?"Wouldn't there be a differen't pressure when inside and outside? "I got some beers....Let's Drink em!!!"Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #14 January 29, 2002 Emma, now look what you've gone and done, you should have known better.Think about one with a flashing light....Dytters guys, she's talking about dytters.....Haven't larfed so much at lunchtime fer a while, yesterday got all serious..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #15 January 29, 2002 QuoteWouldn't there be a differen't pressure when inside and outside? Depends on whether or not it is whistling. You might be right on that.I can see a rash of low-pulling as women wait for the vibrations to hit maximum power at the final low-alt warning signal. Justin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #16 January 29, 2002 "I can see a rash of low-pulling as women wait for the vibrations to hit maximum power at the final low-alt warning signal."Well..I'm more worried that with their own set of boobies and then a vibrating Dytter they'll never make it out to the DZ."I got some beers....Let's Drink em!!!"Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #17 January 29, 2002 QuoteWell..I'm more worried that with their own set of boobies and then a vibrating Dytter they'll never make it out to the DZ.The boobie thing is always a worry, but the vibrating Dytters wouldn't go off at ground level. The ride up would be funny as we passed through 1000 feet. The guys would take their helmets off and the women..... Justin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #18 January 29, 2002 "The guys would take their helmets off and the women..... "would just be enjoying the ride....."I got some beers....Let's Drink em!!!"Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #19 January 29, 2002 All of a sudden, hop-n-pops get popular again. The faster you can get from 1000 on the way up, through exit, warning 1, warning 2, warning 3 and deployment before repeating, the better. Shall we discuss multiple dytters as well? Justin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
homer 0 #20 January 29, 2002 A vibrating dytter hmmmmm. I wonder why shes got a Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #21 January 29, 2002 "Drunk horny woman with small pocket sized vibraters"I've been there..in a room full of them.....they make you feel like a piece of meat...the animals!!! "It's the cans..they're defective. Stay away from the cans"-Steve MartinClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites homer 0 #22 January 29, 2002 The drunk horny woman or the vibrating dytters? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #23 January 29, 2002 "The drunk horny woman or the vibrating dytters?"They were all drunk and most had brought their own supply of toys..... "It's the cans..they're defective. Stay away from the cans"-Steve MartinClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SBS 0 #24 January 29, 2002 You may miss Fayetteville, but from the sounds of it, I'm missing life...tell us more dammit!!!:-)Steve Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites homer 0 #25 January 29, 2002 I miss Fayettnom too Been to a couple of the same parties myself. Nothing like watching two woman go at it and have two more on the tv. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
freeflir29 0 #21 January 29, 2002 "Drunk horny woman with small pocket sized vibraters"I've been there..in a room full of them.....they make you feel like a piece of meat...the animals!!! "It's the cans..they're defective. Stay away from the cans"-Steve MartinClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
homer 0 #22 January 29, 2002 The drunk horny woman or the vibrating dytters? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #23 January 29, 2002 "The drunk horny woman or the vibrating dytters?"They were all drunk and most had brought their own supply of toys..... "It's the cans..they're defective. Stay away from the cans"-Steve MartinClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SBS 0 #24 January 29, 2002 You may miss Fayetteville, but from the sounds of it, I'm missing life...tell us more dammit!!!:-)Steve Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites homer 0 #25 January 29, 2002 I miss Fayettnom too Been to a couple of the same parties myself. Nothing like watching two woman go at it and have two more on the tv. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
freeflir29 0 #23 January 29, 2002 "The drunk horny woman or the vibrating dytters?"They were all drunk and most had brought their own supply of toys..... "It's the cans..they're defective. Stay away from the cans"-Steve MartinClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SBS 0 #24 January 29, 2002 You may miss Fayetteville, but from the sounds of it, I'm missing life...tell us more dammit!!!:-)Steve Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
homer 0 #25 January 29, 2002 I miss Fayettnom too Been to a couple of the same parties myself. Nothing like watching two woman go at it and have two more on the tv. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
