freefallfreak 0 #51 January 31, 2002 Skreamer,Quoteit involves sulphuric acid, a fishing hook, a golf ball, a spatula and a bottle of whiskey!Ok, here goes - Clay, first drink the bottle of whiskey leaving just a little in the bottle. Then pour the acid on the golf ball, immediately sit on the golf ball (nekked, of course), grab the hook, swallow the hook (making sure the fishing line is attached and really strong) and chase it with the rest of the bottle of whiskey. Stand on a chair, bend over and have someone (preferrably a close friend) smack your butt with the spatula. Pull the fishing line with hook attached really fast and hard...it should pull your hemmoroids back into place...lol. (I haven't tried this, so don't blame me if it doesn't work the first time...just quit sniveling and do it again...lol) TripleF Geez, I didn't even say "BOOBIES" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #52 January 31, 2002 Uhhhh...yeah...that sounds like it'll work! "It's the cans..they're defective. Stay away from the cans"-Steve MartinClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #53 January 31, 2002 ROFLMAO"The penis mightier than the sword" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
