bill2 0 #1 January 31, 2002 After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama makes his way to the pearly gates. There, he is greeted by George Washington. "How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" yells Mr. Washington, slapping Osama in the face.Patrick Henry comes up from behind. "You wanted to end the Americans' liberty, so they gave you death!" Henry punches Osama in the nose.James Madison comes up next, and says "This is why I allowed the Federal government to provide for the common defense!" He drops a large weight on Osama's knee.Osama is then caned by John Randolph of Roanoke and soundly thrashed by James Monroe, Robert E. Lee, Stonewall Jackson, and 65 other men who love liberty and America. As he writhes on the ground, Thomas Jefferson picks him up and hurls him back toward the gates, where he is to be judged.As Osama awaits the ferry to take him to his final, very hot destination, he screams, "Aieee! This is not what I was promised!"An angel replies, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you, dumbass! What did you think I said?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #2 January 31, 2002 I like this one Speed Racer"Fill your hand, you son-of-a-bitch!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harro 0 #3 February 1, 2002 BWAAHAHAHAHGood Laugh!!Freemind, freesky, freebeer, freefly, freesex Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
