Hey Baby!

[freebird 0]

Im bored at work. Tell me something exciting!!
The longer you wait ........the more sense you get.

[freeflir29 0]

I'm comin by later....(Let the flaming begin)
"It's the cans..they're defective. Stay away from the cans"-Steve Martin
Clay

[Slowfaller 0]

I'm bored too but I was 4 hours late to work because the gods dumped 10 inches of snow on my street my day has just begun and its almost over
I'll go to college; learn some big words; I'll talk real loud god damn right I'll be heard.

[Sebazz1 2]

So uh whatchya wanna hear??
So thirsty for some air and some brew........
Seb

[Emmie 0]

I almost got arrested for breaking into my own car today. How's that for a story?
I forgot to turn of the lights in my car when I took a detour to the mall. Two hours later the battery died. It also started snowing/hailing/raining. So, I tried to breack in to the car. The battery thing screwed up the alarm system. The alarm went off, I finaly opened the door, and get in the car with the alarm still going off. All the sudden mall security pulls up right behind me, turns his lights on, and signals me to get out of my car. Naturally I'm pissed off, so I get out (almost land on my face since the ground's frozen & I'm wearing my stiletto boots). He starts questioning me, asks me for my drivers licence, (which I lost). I politely tell him off. He gets mad and says he'll call for backup, at which point I point out that he's mall security & not a real cop. He get even madder, finally I convince him that I'm not trying to steal my own car, all this with the fucking alarm going off. He finally gets it after I demonstrate the the car won't even start, and he just leaves me there.
The asshole didn't even offer to jumpstart my car for me, and before he left gave me a lecture on why you shouldn't leave lights on during a snow storm, and the value of having your drivers license in the car.
So that was my day. It's not really exciting or anything, I just needed to went.
Have fun at work.

[freeflir29 0]

"mall security.......says he'll call for backup"
Oooooohhhhh Nooooooo......"I'm wearing my stiletto boots"
Thank you...as a guy I appreciate that!
"It's the cans..they're defective. Stay away from the cans"-Steve Martin
Clay

[harro 0]

Mall security calling for backup..,.. who is he going to call, Yogi bear????
Freemind, freesky, freebeer, freefly, freesex

[Jumperpaula 0]

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so I get out (almost land on my face since the ground's frozen & I'm wearing my stiletto boots).

And she SKYDIVES!
Fly Your Slot !

[freefallfreak 0]

freebird,

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Im bored at work. Tell me something exciting!!

Okay --- I have a seven inch tongue and I can breathe through my ears....lol.
TripleF
Geez, I didn't even say "BOOBIES"

[lazerq3 0]

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He gets mad and says he'll call for backup

[cartman] RESPECT MY AUTHORITAAAAAA!!!!!! [cartman]
jason

[Jessica 0]

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Okay --- I have a seven inch tongue and I can breathe through my ears....lol.

Really?!
Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!

[freefallfreak 0]

Jessica,

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Really?!

The old bi -- The sweet, little lady says if I tell, I'm a dead man...
TripleF
Geez, I didn't even say "BOOBIES"

[skyhawk 2]

well i can tie make my tounge vibrate
(o)(o)

[lazerq3 0]

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well i can tie make my tounge vibrate

Really?!
jason

[Jabeln79 0]

One time in band camp..
NO really i wasnt ever in band camp but if i was im sure it would be similar to the movie. WElll accpet im male but maybe well Leson 1 dont post when drink too much.
WEllll any way am i stil tyoing im sorry.

[SkyDekker 1,465]

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The asshole didn't even offer to jumpstart my car for me

Now, see that is just not right......thankfully that was in teh states so I know it wasn't one of my malls......
SkyDekker
"We cannot do great things, only small things with great love" Mother Theresa

[Emma 0]

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well i can tie make my tounge vibrate

Uh..where do you guys jump again? Just out of interest....