Sebazz1 2 #1 February 1, 2002 http://entertainment.yahoo.com/entnews/wwn/20020116/101119320009.htmlI still figuring out to link stuff, but beware of big boobies!So thirsty for some warm air and cold brew........Seb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mountainman 0 #2 February 1, 2002 OMG....'nuff said. JumpinDuo.com...come and sign the guestbook. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #3 February 1, 2002 Way to go, that's gotta be better than bouncing in under a small canopy loaded to the max....72DD wow.....Mega Boobies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scottbre 0 #4 February 1, 2002 I haven't even looked at the picture but I will go on record anyway by saying, "Ewwwwwww." "Let the rabbits wear glasses. . . " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #5 February 1, 2002 This has got to be fake. Or they have to be fake!!!Either way, I inisist on photgraphic proof that this is legitStill a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #6 February 1, 2002 No pictures, here's the text..Groom Killed By Stripper's BoobsWednesday January 16, 2002GENEVA - A fun-filled bachelor party at a strip club turned deadly when a 32-year-old groom-to-be who was enjoying the attentions of a well-endowed stripper suffocated while his face was buried in her breasts. The mind-boggling drama unfolded, say cops, while Daniel Greene was attending his bachelor party at the Pretty Kitty strip club. The club had been rented out for the private affair. According to investigators, Greene was enjoying a lap dance when disaster struck: One of the strippers, Kandy Kane, got too into her performance and suffocated the man between her 72-DD breasts. Witnesses said that Greene had had his fair share of beer, but didn't seem out-of-control. When the song "I'm Too Sexy" began to play, Greene became excited and began to dance on the tabletop, hooting and hollering, pals said, "like an idiot." Miss Kane, apparently pleased to see someone enjoying her choice in music, moved in closer. When Greene took his seat, she began giving him a lap dance, shaking her breasts in his face. The more she shook, the deeper Greene got lost in her cleavage. "Daniel was having so much fun," partygoer John Gillman said. "We all thought he loved being in that gal's chest. "Who could have known that when he was waving his hands around, he was signaling for help?" Cheering onlookers eventually realized that Greene was no longer moving, and pulled him from between Miss Kane's breasts. Now Greene's family is suing Miss Kane and the Pretty Kitty for wrongful death. Greene's father, George, won't specify the amount they are suing for, but claims that it isn't about the money. "Those breasts were lethal weapons," he told reporters. "The Pretty Kitty should not have allowed Miss Kane to have her bust enhanced to the size that she did. "We hope that by filing this lawsuit, we can send a message to other strippers: keep your bra size within a reasonable range." Kandy Kane made a statement through her attorneys: "I thought he liked it in there. " The Pretty Kitty declined comment. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hottamaly 1 #7 February 1, 2002 That makes my back hurt just reading about it. I wonder what she'll look like at 70 years old, lolSKYDIVING GAVE ME A REASON TO LIVE.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mountainman 0 #8 February 1, 2002 Quote haven't even looked at the picture Picture? I didn't see a picture (or link to one).JumpinDuo.com...come and sign the guestbook. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #9 February 1, 2002 Yeah, me too I need pictures, that'l prove it..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites scottbre 0 #10 February 1, 2002 QuotePicture? I didn't see a picture (or link to one).Yea, I guess not, I just assumed there was a pic or something since there was a warning in the first message. "Let the rabbits wear glasses. . . " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PalmettoTiger 1 #11 February 1, 2002 QuoteThis has got to be fake. Or they have to be fake!!!The story is fake. It's from the Weekly World News. It looks legitimate because you see yahoo.com in the link, but for some reason Yahoo is hosting WWN stories. BTW, to make a link clickable, put [ url ] and [ /url ] around it (without the spaces). Like this:[ url ]http://whatever.the.link.is.com [ /url ] I'm stepping through the doorAnd I'm floating in a most peculiar way Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites nacmacfeegle 0 #12 February 1, 2002 Damn, there was me getting into my "detailed visualisation" trance mode again...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SpeedRacer 1 #13 February 1, 2002 didn't someone already post this on a different thread?oh and by the way, when you make a clickable link, you have to remove the "http://" from the URL first.i.e.[url=www.yomama.com]Speed Racer"Fill your hand, you son-of-a-bitch!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites nacmacfeegle 0 #14 February 1, 2002 Thanks for the tip on the http/clicking thing..CyaD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites hooked 0 #15 February 1, 2002 Yup! It's a fake story. The local rock radio station researched this one. They finally ended up, after many calls to several places and papers (in Geneva and France) to a call to the coroner over there. No such person has died. They also said if a woman was a 72DD, with the 72 being a torso measurement, she would be a very large girl with small breasts for her size, since DD isn't that huge! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites nacmacfeegle 0 #16 February 1, 2002 Mental image >pop< bah!Geneva is in Switzerland, not France, but hey who cares, The Pretty Kitty probably doesn't exist either...double Bah Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites hooked 0 #17 February 1, 2002 I know Geneva isn't in France, but they said they called there as well, I forget why, something about news sources going through there. They also said if you notice, all the names are American names! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
scottbre 0 #10 February 1, 2002 QuotePicture? I didn't see a picture (or link to one).Yea, I guess not, I just assumed there was a pic or something since there was a warning in the first message. "Let the rabbits wear glasses. . . " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PalmettoTiger 1 #11 February 1, 2002 QuoteThis has got to be fake. Or they have to be fake!!!The story is fake. It's from the Weekly World News. It looks legitimate because you see yahoo.com in the link, but for some reason Yahoo is hosting WWN stories. BTW, to make a link clickable, put [ url ] and [ /url ] around it (without the spaces). Like this:[ url ]http://whatever.the.link.is.com [ /url ] I'm stepping through the doorAnd I'm floating in a most peculiar way Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #12 February 1, 2002 Damn, there was me getting into my "detailed visualisation" trance mode again...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #13 February 1, 2002 didn't someone already post this on a different thread?oh and by the way, when you make a clickable link, you have to remove the "http://" from the URL first.i.e.[url=www.yomama.com]Speed Racer"Fill your hand, you son-of-a-bitch!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #14 February 1, 2002 Thanks for the tip on the http/clicking thing..CyaD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hooked 0 #15 February 1, 2002 Yup! It's a fake story. The local rock radio station researched this one. They finally ended up, after many calls to several places and papers (in Geneva and France) to a call to the coroner over there. No such person has died. They also said if a woman was a 72DD, with the 72 being a torso measurement, she would be a very large girl with small breasts for her size, since DD isn't that huge! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #16 February 1, 2002 Mental image >pop< bah!Geneva is in Switzerland, not France, but hey who cares, The Pretty Kitty probably doesn't exist either...double Bah Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hooked 0 #17 February 1, 2002 I know Geneva isn't in France, but they said they called there as well, I forget why, something about news sources going through there. They also said if you notice, all the names are American names! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
