Memo from Osama (joke)

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> Team Memo
>
> From: Bin Laden, Osama
> To: Team Mates
>
> Subject: The Cave
>
> Hi guys. We've all been putting in long hours but we've really come
> together as a group and I love that. Big thanks to Omar for putting up
> the poster that says "There is no I in team" as well as the Garfield
> that says "Hang In
> There, Baby." Very hilarious.
>
> However, while we are fighting a jihad, we can't forget to take care
> of the cave. And frankly I have a few concerns.
>
> First of all, while it's good to be concerned about cruise missiles,
> we should be even more concerned about the carpet dust in our cave.
>
> We want to avoid excessive dust inhalation, (a health and safety
> issue) - so we need to sweep the cave daily, I've done my bit on the
> cleaning rota...have you? I've posted a sign up sheet near the cave
> reception area, (next to the toaster).
>
> Second, it's not often I make a video address but when I do, I'm
> trying to scare most of the world population, okay? That means that
> while we're taping, please do not ride your razor scooter in the
> background or keep doing the 'Wassup' thing. Just while we're taping.
> Thanks.
>
> Third: Food. I bought a box of Dairylea recently, clearly wrote "Ossy"
> on the front, and put it on the top shelf. Today, two of my Dairylea
> slices were gone. Consideration. That's all I'm saying.
>
> Finally, we've heard that there may be Western soldiers in disguise
> trying to infiltrate our ranks. I want to set up patrols to look for
> them. First patrol will be Omar, Muhammad, Abdul, Akbar, and Steve.
>
> Love you lots, Group Hug.. Os.
>
> PS I'm sick of having Osama's Bed Linen scribbled on my bed sheets -
> cut it out Abdul, not funny anymore!
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