weird story of the day

[Emmie 0]

This has nothing to do with skydiving, but I have to post this story cause its just way weird, & I also cause I'm really bored.
I live a mile away from a turkey farm. I usually pass it on my morning run. So I'm out running today when I see this huge turkey crossing the road. After it crosses the road it kind of looks around, and crosses back to the other side, then all of the sudden there are like 20 turkeys following the 1st turkey and they all run across the road into the woods. They were making an escape from the farm!

[scottbre 0]

So that's why the turkey crossed the road. "Let the rabbits wear glasses. . . "

[Slowfaller 0]

You should not take LSD and watch "Chicken Run"
Thats crazy! You're lucky they didn't revolt and attack all humans.
I'll go to college; learn some big words; I'll talk real loud god damn right I'll be heard.

[freeflir29 0]

"They were making an escape from the farm!"
Either that or Skreamer had lured them over there so he could have his way with them..."Houston? That place is full of Crack heads and debutantes."- Hank Hill
Clay

[kingbunky 3]

skreamer in a turkey suit maybe?
"Jumping out of planes for the thrill of it all."
-J.Geils Band

[Keith 0]

I like how the first turkey checked to make sure the coast was clear
Keith

[SpeedRacer 1]

I've seen a few wild turkeys in the woods by my dropzone (West Point, VA) You can see them from the road sometimes. I've heard they are a different species (& taste different) from domestic turkeys.
Speed Racer
"Fill your hand, you son-of-a-bitch!"

[freeflir29 0]

"I've heard they are a different species (& taste different) from domestic turkeys."
Both true! Well...there's that Turkey/Skreamer cross those scientists found. It looked like a regular turkey but had a much more annoying personality....."Houston? That place is full of Crack heads and debutantes."- Hank Hill
Clay

[QuickDraw 0]

"I've seen a few wild turkeys"
I've seen a few off in my time