skreamer 1 #1 February 4, 2002 Farmer Clay buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and calls a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination. Clay doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the sheep are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and will, instead, lay down and wallow in the grass when they are pregnant. Clay hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the sheep. So, he loads the sheep into his truck, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back and goes to bed.Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing that they are all still standing around, he concludes that the first try didn't take, and loads them in the truck again. He drives them out to the woods, bangs each sheep twice for good measure, brings them back and goes to bed. Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just standing around. One more try, he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up and drive them out to the woods. He spends all day shagging the sheep and, upon returning home, falls listlessly into bed.The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look at the sheep. He asks his mother to look out and tell him if the sheep are laying in the grass. "No," she says, "they're all in the truck and one of them's honking the horn."/s"Don't die until you're dead" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #2 February 4, 2002 "they're all in the truck and one of them's honking the horn."Yep...I am a stud!!!! "Houston? That place is full of Crack heads and debutantes."- Hank HillClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #3 February 4, 2002 clay doesnt know how to farm!!! thats just his cover storyHave fun, LIVE FREE, SkydiveJT Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #4 February 4, 2002 Clay's insemination problem is that the sheep are male. Justin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #5 February 4, 2002 ooohh shit! roflmfaoHave fun, LIVE FREE, SkydiveJT Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #6 February 4, 2002 I thought it was because he wasn't *adequately equipped*...."Don't die until you're dead" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyDekker 1,465 #7 February 4, 2002 QuoteClay's insemination problem is that the sheep are maleQuoteI thought it was because he wasn't *adequately equipped*....It is probably a combination of both.....SkyDekker"We cannot do great things, only small things with great love" Mother Theresa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #8 February 4, 2002 ROFL Hey..anyone seen Billy The Kid ?(now you know why i don't eat lamb) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
