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So apparently the meaning of life is doing stuff that doesn't suck, in order to have sex.

I'll buy that, though I do question the causal relationship you've set up there. How about: "Doing stuff that doesn't suck. And having sex."
Oh wait, I think that phrasing has an implication of sex's sucking, which we all know it does not -- at least, not in the metaphorical sense of things.
So: "Doing stuff that doesn't suck. Espcially sex."
Walk a mile in your enemy's shoes. Then you're a mile away and have his shoes.

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Well, I've actually accomplished most of what I wanted to do, if you look at what I wanted to do twenty years ago. I have a job doing what I love, where they actually pay me to sit around and design oddball things (and currently, to fly around the country in a private jet and show off said oddball things.) I've been a pilot, rock climber, scuba diver, BASE jumper, and I've got a reasonable claim to being a professional stuntman. I have a lot of good friends scattered across the country, and a great family way back in NY.
What's left? Biking across the US with my rig. BASE of El Cap. A family of my own, although right now it's fun to just be the crazy uncle who jumps out of airplanes.
-bill von

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Kyle's Haiku:
Fat ass Cartman was
not on the school bus today
what a big fat turd
Kyle's 2nd

Ass full of porkfat
Jiggles like a jell-o mold
Mouth is flapping too
Kyle's 3rd

I bet you don't win
They don't let big fat asses
Perform on T.V.

Cartman' haiku:
Shut your god damn mouth
or else im gonna kick you
square in the balls..... asshole...................DAMMIT!!!
:D
Speed Racer
"Fill your hand, you son-of-a-bitch!"

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although right now it's fun to just be the crazy uncle who jumps out of airplanes.

Oh yeah! I've always been the odd auntie; now I'm odd, and crazy!
I want to be a published author, and would love to be a well-paid published author. I want a nice little funky house on a big piece of property, out of town but still close to a DZ. I want an awesome garden. Like I said, I'm the odd auntie.
no one soars too high, who soars on his own wings

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Learn to BASE jump, compete in the New York State X-games in the next couple years, pay off my rediculous collection of student loans, maybe finish a degree, get my CFI, find a girl who will put up with me, move to a warmer climate ASAP, travel a lot, make just enough money to live and...well....thats just about it, except:
I know you said "besides skydiving"....but the thing I want to accomplish most in life is to make my living from skydiving...


Say, are you a f***ing mindreader or something? ;)
Alphons
http://www.liacs.nl/~avwerven/skydive

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