A thought for Valentine's Day

[SpeedRacer 1]

Little David comes home from first grade and tells his father that they
learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's day is
for
a Christian saint and we're Jewish," he asks, "will God get mad at me
for
giving someone a valentine?" David's father thinks a bit, then says
"No, I
don't think God would get mad.
Who do you want to give a valentine to?" "Osama Bin Laden," David
says.
"Why Osama Bin Laden," his father asks in shock.
"Well," David says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish boy
could
have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think
that
maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit.
And if
other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love
everyone a
lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how
much
he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore."
His father's heart swells and he looks at his boy with newfound pride.
"David, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."
"I know," David says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the
Marines
could blow the shit out of him."

Speed Racer
"Fill your hand, you son-of-a-bitch!"

[freeflir29 0]

I think the CIA tried that already....
"Houston? That place is full of Crack heads and debutantes."- Hank Hill
Clay