LawnDart21 0 #1 February 8, 2002 As I was sifting through the "Family Planning" section of the local drug store, looking at all the different types of condoms available, I had a thought: "If Zero P fabric is so strong that even air can't get through it, why don't they make condoms out of this stuff?"Think about it, this would TOTALLY solve the downsizing too early problem..........the smaller your canopy condom, the less likely you'll be to get a date.People will be upsizing, not downsizing! "I live to EFS"Tom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #2 February 8, 2002 Somehow.....I don't think those would work out...."I only have 125 jumps, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #3 February 8, 2002 Shouldn't this be in the gear & rigging forum? I can see both major problems and possibilities with this:No sex outdoors. Sunlight would degrade condom.Who would want to do repacks? Eww!Cypres for automatic deployment?Justin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LawnDart21 0 #4 February 8, 2002 I don't think the Cypres "cutter" would be a very big seller. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #5 February 8, 2002 ROFL It would be a hell of a short flight though post 2oo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #6 February 8, 2002 "Cypres for automatic deployment?"That would be useful!! No more drunken Uh Oh's....."I only have 125 jumps, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyhawk 2 #7 February 8, 2002 just think rsl pulls out a spare one.multi wayshaving sex with multiple ppl at the same time no problem cut it away and it will be replaced by a new clean one, lol(o)(o) i got a iq of 189 so there Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #8 February 8, 2002 Was thinking of different disiplines to make a joke of, then CReW came to mind !! EERRGGHHH !!!! I'm going to throw up now..... my mind is like a canopy - 9 cells and I'm happy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheMarshMan1 0 #9 February 8, 2002 QuoteWas thinking of different disiplines to make a joke of, then CReW came to mind !!Thats it....there will be no more thinking for you today!!! lol, eeeew.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #10 February 8, 2002 Quote thinking for you today!!! Try EVER !! Everytime I think something bad happens. my mind is like a canopy - 9 cells and I'm happy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #11 February 8, 2002 "Shut brain or I'll stab you with a Q-Tip..."The beatings will continue until morale improves. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
