freeflir29 0 #1 February 8, 2002 Just to caveat on Billvon's tips. Here's some more very important information. I sometimes have trouble with several of these items. Remember, when you're at the DZ....safety, safety, safety....New FDA Alcohol Warnings for Booze Bottles Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a loser. Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again. Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish. Consumption of alcohol may convince you that your ex is really dying to hear from you at 4 am. Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and/or name you can't remember). Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead. Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that you're tougher than a really big guy named Kong. Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible. Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small... or large gaps of time may seem to literally disappear. Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy. "I only have 125 jumps, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #2 February 8, 2002 QuoteConsumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a loserAre you sure about this one? I agree with all except this one... Damn I thought I was cutting up that rug...Seb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jumperpaula 0 #3 February 8, 2002 Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible. Me! Fly Your Slot ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #4 February 8, 2002 QuoteConsumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and/or name you can't remember). Yeah, for some people on this forum, it might be hard to keep track of this!!Speed Racer"Fill your hand, you son-of-a-bitch!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #5 February 8, 2002 "Damn I thought I was cutting up that rug..."You were....."Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead""I only have 125 jumps, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #6 February 8, 2002 LOL.............Seb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #7 February 8, 2002 QuoteConsumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.I don't get this one. Walk a mile in your enemy's shoes. Then you're a mile away and have his shoes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarkM 0 #8 February 8, 2002 QuoteI don't get this one.Hahahaha Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jumperpaula 0 #9 February 8, 2002 Jess....you get the MAJOR LAUGH OF THE DAY! Fly Your Slot ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymedic 0 #10 February 8, 2002 I think slappie knows this list well....marc"...a mind stretched with new idea's will never regain its shape" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jumperpaula 0 #11 February 8, 2002 Comsumption of alchoholic beverages can convice you that it's a good idea to post revealing photos of yourself on the internet Fly Your Slot ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarkM 0 #12 February 8, 2002 Can I buy you a drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #13 February 8, 2002 Can I buy you two?Seb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jumperpaula 0 #14 February 8, 2002 It's supposed to be the 12 things that may keep you out of trouble..... A little support here....Anyway....two's behind the curve... Fly Your Slot ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
