What hath God wrought?!

[Jessica 0]

Sorry, just felt like saying that.
Carry on.
Walk a mile in your enemy's shoes. Then you're a mile away and have his shoes.

[AggieDave 6]

Boobies?
The beatings will continue until morale improves.

[Jumperpaula 0]

Beutiful blue skies, light winds, unlimited ceiling and just cool enough not to break a sweat.
God has blessed Houston this weekend!
Fly Your Slot !

[Jessica 0]

I think God blessed all of Texas this weekend. There's a shocker!!!!
Okay, I've caught up on the 250 posts you freaks made in between midnight last night and right now. Now I'm going to go vacuum up birdseed.
Walk a mile in your enemy's shoes. Then you're a mile away and have his shoes.

[freeflir29 0]

"Now I'm going to go vacuum up birdseed."
You wild and crazy vixen you......."I only have 125 jumps, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay

[Slappie 9]

BOOBIES!!! LOTS A BOOBIES!!!! I NEED I WANT BOOBIES!! GOD I LOVE THIS WORD!!! BOOBIES!!!! YES I AM SCREAMING!!!
Carry on... I'm bored too
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[Jessica 0]

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You wild and crazy vixen you.......

It's always a party!
Walk a mile in your enemy's shoes. Then you're a mile away and have his shoes.

[freefallfreak 0]

Jessica,

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Now I'm going to go vacuum up birdseed.

Yeah, like it's really "birdseed"...Could it be that our little Jess spilled her "seed stock" for next year?? Tee-hee...
TripleF
BOOBIES, BOOBIES, BOOBIES, BOOBIES...(Whoops, I said it again...Tee-hee...)

[freeflir29 0]

"It's always a party"
Hey....if you were naked I would think so..... Nothing better than a woman doing housework naked. Nope...nothing better.....
"I only have 125 jumps, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay

[SpeedRacer 1]

alright, dammit, I've gotta get some work done here, so DON'T NOBODY POST ANYTHING FUNNY FOR AWHILE!!
Geez, you guys are distracting!
Speed Racer
"Fill your hand, you son-of-a-bitch!"

[freeflir29 0]

"Geez, you guys are distracting!"
What are you....trying to find a cure for cancer or something?
"I only have 125 jumps, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay

[Jessica 0]

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Yeah, like it's really "birdseed"...Could it be that our little Jess spilled her "seed stock" for next year?? Tee-hee...

Oh man, if I'd done that, I certainly wouldn't be *vacuuming* it up. I'd be on my hands and knees, picking up each precious little seed one by one.
Not that I even know what you're talking about.
Walk a mile in your enemy's shoes. Then you're a mile away and have his shoes.

[SpeedRacer 1]

Just look at this thread!Speed Racer
"Fill your hand, you son-of-a-bitch!"

[Iflyme 0]

I'm an atheist... so there is no god! But I've heard that hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn...

[Jessica 0]

I am approximately 18 hours from hopping from an airplane.
BOOYA.
Walk a mile in your enemy's shoes. Then you're a mile away and have his shoes.

[Sebazz1 2]

The following is an actual question given on a University Of
Washington chemistry mid term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.
BONUS QUESTION: Is hell exothermic (gives off heat)or endothermic
absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's
Law,
(gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or
some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So, we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul goes to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls entering Hell, let's look at the different
religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell.
Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.
With death and birth rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of
souls in Hell, then the Temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So, which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my
Freshman year, that "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then, #2 cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and will not freeze.
The student received the only "A" given.
Seb

[Jumperpaula 0]

'So, we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul goes to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.'
You mean, if I go to hell, I can't leave unless it freezes over?

Fly Your Slot !

[MarkM 0]

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You mean, if I go to hell, I can't leave unless it freezes over?

Don't sweat it, it's been getting cold down there since Amazon.com turned a profit.

[skymedic 0]

boobies...i love boobies....
marc
"...a mind stretched with new idea's will never regain its shape"

[Jumperpaula 0]

I said when I loose the record...
but beg, really beg and Ill see what I can find...
but not on the What God Wraugh thread.... disrespectful
Fly Your Slot !

[skymedic 0]

ok.....let me find some where else to ask then!!!
marc
"...a mind stretched with new idea's will never regain its shape"