PLFKING 4 #1 February 8, 2002 I thought this was pretty good.....some of the titles are quite "Python-esque".(and there's even a reference to an axis that Justin, Clay, and Will would be proud to join.....)ANGERED BY SNUBBING, LIBYA, CHINA, SYRIA FORM "AXIS OF JUST AS EVIL" Cuba, Sudan, Serbia Form "Axis of Somewhat Evil"; Other Nations Start Own Clubs Beijing - Bitter after being snubbed for membership in the "Axis of Evil" Libya, China, and Syria today announced they had formed the "Axis of Just as Evil," which they said would be way eviler than that stupid Iran-Iraq-North Korea axis President Bush warned of in his State of the Union address. "Axis of Evil" members, however, immediately dismissed the new axis as having, for starters, a real dumb name. "Right. They are Just as Evil...in their dreams!" declared North Korean leader Kim Jong-il. "Everybody knows we're the best evils...best at being evil...we're the best." Diplomats from Syria denied they were jealous over being excluded, although they conceded they did ask if they could join the Axis of Evil. "They told us it was full," said Syrian President Bashar al-Assad. "An Axis can't have more than three countries," explained Iraqi President Saddam Hussein. "This is not my rule, it's tradition. In World War II you had Germany, Italy, and Japan in the evil Axis. So you can only have three. And a secret handshake. Ours is wicked cool." THE AXIS PANDEMIC International reaction to Bush's Axis of Evil declaration was swift as within minutes, France surrendered. Elsewhere, peer-conscious nations rushed to gain triumvirate status in what became a game of geopolitical chairs. Cuba, Sudan, and Serbia said they had formed the "Axis of Somewhat Evil", forcing Somalia to join with Uganda, and Myanmar (Burma) in the "Axis of Occasionally Evil", while Bulgaria, Indonesia, and Russia established the "Axis of Not So Much Evil Really As Just Generally Disagreeable". With the criteria suddenly expanded and all the desirable clubs filling up, Sierra Leone, El Salvador, and Rwanda applied to be called the "Axis of Countries That Aren't the Worst But Certainly Won't Be Asked to Host the Olympics"; Canada, Mexico, and Australia formed the "Axis of Nations That Are Actually Quite Nice But Secretly Have Nasty Thoughts About America", while Spain, Scotland, and New Zealand established the "Axis of Countries That Be Allowed to Ask Sheep to Wear Lipstick". "That's not a threat, really, just something we like to do," said Scottish Executive First Minister Jack McConnell. While wondering if other nations of the world weren't perhaps making fun of him, a cautious Bush granted approval for most axes, although he rejected the establishment of the "Axis of Countries Whose Names End in 'Guay'", accusing one of its members of filing a false application. Officials from Paraguay, Uruguay, and Chadguay denied the charges. Israel, meanwhile, insisted it didn't want to join any Axis, but privately, world leaders said that's only because no one asked them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #2 February 8, 2002 Thats worth a pretty healthy giggle!!! "I only have 125 jumps, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #3 February 8, 2002 "while Spain, Scotland, and New Zealand established the "Axis of Countries That Be Allowed to Ask Sheep to Wear Lipstick". "That's not a threat, really, just something we like to do," said Scottish Executive First Minister Jack McConnell. "BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! hey what about Georgia, Texas, and Australia??Speed Racer"Fill your hand, you son-of-a-bitch!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bill2 0 #4 February 8, 2002 This was a riot. I passed it along to several friends. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #5 February 8, 2002 what about Georgia, Texas, and AustraliaSheep in Texas, where????DLonely Scotsman in Texas...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #6 February 8, 2002 Quote hey what about Georgia, Texas, and Australia??While I give props to your referring to Texas as a country, please be aware that we do not bugger sheep here. This is cow-tippin' country, thanks very much.Walk a mile in your enemy's shoes. Then you're a mile away and have his shoes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #7 February 8, 2002 "This is cow-tippin' country, thanks very much."Yeah....you have to use a step ladder unless you tip them over first...Whoops...Was that out loud? "I only have 125 jumps, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarkM 0 #8 February 8, 2002 Quote This is cow-tippin' country, thanks very much.Heh, I assumed this was a mid western thing. Some people just can't understand why the cow tipping scene from Heathers makes me laugh so hard I cry. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyhawk 2 #9 February 9, 2002 , and Australia??we where there "Axis of Nations That Are Actually Quite Nice But Secretly Have Nasty Thoughts About America", (i know what u meant but im pleading ignorance lol )(o)(o) i got a iq of 189 so there Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites