jtval 0 #1 February 10, 2002 i just noticed that it says im registered on this date. im pretty sure this is the date the new dz.com was introduced to us. if this is true, it's only been a year since we've all been pissing each other off.(j/k)hmm so does that make it our FIRST anniversary?heres to beer!! CHEERS (and it seems like at least 13 months since we met. hmmmm.)Have fun, LIVE FREE, SkydiveJT Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #2 February 10, 2002 the pic was too big. oh well. cheersHave fun, LIVE FREE, SkydiveJT Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyhawk 2 #3 February 10, 2002 what pic????(o)(o) i got a iq of 189 so there Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #4 February 10, 2002 the one that i couldnt post b/c it was too bigHave fun, LIVE FREE, SkydiveJT Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyhawk 2 #5 February 10, 2002 what was it of?(o)(o) i got a iq of 189 so there Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #6 February 10, 2002 im trying to post it for the hell of it. i think i figured out how to shrink it.(i'll just stand outside for a few minutes. its cold outthere. j/k)CHEERS!!! i think this'll workfyuk it it isnt gonna workHave fun, LIVE FREE, SkydiveJT Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyhawk 2 #7 February 10, 2002 dont stay out to long you might get frostbite :)(o)(o) i got a iq of 189 so there Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #8 February 10, 2002 i cant believe we are the only two online right now(at least in this forum) weird, wanna raid dads liquor cabinet?Have fun, LIVE FREE, SkydiveJT Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #9 February 10, 2002 i went and check all the bottles are empty.and dad's chasing the cat again!Have fun, LIVE FREE, SkydiveJT Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyhawk 2 #10 February 10, 2002 thats alrught i got some vodka in my room if you want some :)(o)(o) i got a iq of 189 so there Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #11 February 10, 2002 (toke, toke)...have a good day, dudes...lolTripleFBOOBIES, BOOBIES, BOOBIES, BOOBIES...(Whoops, I said it again...Tee-hee...) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyhawk 2 #12 February 10, 2002 where i come from a toke is weed lol(o)(o) i got a iq of 189 so there Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #13 February 10, 2002 cool now i dont feel so Bad. if someone else is online with us then we can chat. haha. i keep trying to chase you hawk. i think HH is gonnalock us outFFF-we'll trade you some shots for some tokes.(um i just gotta find soething of my own to barter with. how bout my roomates left ( . ) ? (thats the third reference)oh heres the right one too ( . )Have fun, LIVE FREE, SkydiveJT Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #14 February 10, 2002 jt,I don't drink but we don't have to barter...and I'm not sure about your roomates left (or right, for that matter) err, uhh, breast...but here's a cyber-toke...have fun...TripleF BOOBIES, BOOBIES, BOOBIES, BOOBIES...(Whoops, I said it again...Tee-hee...) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #15 February 10, 2002 thanks, unfortunately i cant smoke. but i cant help it if you keep blowing in my direction! Have fun, LIVE FREE, SkydiveJT Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyhawk 2 #16 February 10, 2002 ok finished my story then relised it wasnt suitble for the front page :) so ill post it here and write a different oneGetten chicks wit skydivenWell I wanted to write somthen for sangiro especially seens how im a vetern now, I wrote somethen about my first boogie but it sounded like a letter home from camp so I decided to write somthen different so I chose the politics of skydiving which I started writing I then fiquired out that most ppl would be bored with it so I canned it so I decided to write about what wuffos always ask me. Which became boring as well so I decided to write about how to make skydiving work for you….In getting the ladies JFor some reason ive got a lot more since I started jumping which is strange because I was told It would work in reverse so heres so hinters for all of you out thereMaking contact1. Fill you wardrobe with skydiver clothes, ppl will always ask “oh have you skydived befor” here is your chance the first step is done you’ve met now here is the important bit don’t make yourself sound like an idiot by crappen on about haven a bijillion jumps they don’t care just say “yer ive done a couple of jumps, why are you interested in jumping? “ this does 2 things a.you don’t sound desperate b.they have to talk back so you have a conversation J2. Buy them/get them a drink or something so that stay this also shows you are niceKeepen them1. When you get a chance tell them how much skydiving has changed your life this proves that you are a sensitve guy ohhh but don’t over do it you want to sound adventurist and dangerous to practice this at home ive got my speech down to a tee im sensitve and daring J.a. Skydiving has really helped me in all facets of my life im much more confident now b. I almost died the other day when…c. When you are in the air it puts everything into prospective etc etc2. don’t repeat yourself if they get bored they will go3. talk to there face not there tits4. pretend that you care about what they think ask them questions throughout like what are you passionate about, have you ever thought of jumpingyou know that you have completed your mission when they say wow you’re a great ambasidor for you sport STOP they are highly interested (and possibley highly drunk) but they don’t care anymore this is your hintThis bit is up to you use the information you have gathered so far (if you havnt got enough keep talken ) and use your charm to do the final blowGetten outOk it’s the next morning if you like her then great if not cutaway. Tell her you have to go to the dropzone and floor it Good luck and happy hunten J (o)(o) i got a iq of 189 so there Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #17 February 10, 2002 skyhawk,You been following me around and listening to the lines I use??? (That sounded awfully familiar)...lol.TripleFBOOBIES, BOOBIES, BOOBIES, BOOBIES...(Whoops, I said it again...Tee-hee...) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyhawk 2 #18 February 10, 2002 lol tools of the trade lol they should teach this in aff lol(o)(o) i got a iq of 189 so there Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #19 February 10, 2002 yea, but your mom doesnt count (DOH!)Have fun, LIVE FREE, SkydiveJT Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #20 February 10, 2002 Quotelol tools of the trade lol they should teach this in aff lolYou mean they don't?? I thought it was a requirement where I learned...lol.TripleFBOOBIES, BOOBIES, BOOBIES, BOOBIES...(Whoops, I said it again...Tee-hee...) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #21 February 10, 2002 is there some kinda award for this??Speed Racer"Fill your hand, you son-of-a-bitch!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
