My container burst into flames!

[lazerq3 0]

Alls I know is that you big guys scare the hell outa me when you come swooping in on a formation!!!!!! I was on a threeway with a big guy. Two of left in a two way and he was to swoop. We stabled out looked for him and HOLY SHIT.....!! I saw nothing but huge flapping red and white suit sreaming towards us!!! And when he went big to slow down he looked even BIGGER!!!! SLAMM onto the formation Fun dive but still scared me a little!!!
jason

[freeflir29 0]

"And when he went big to slow down he looked even BIGGER....and it started to get dark.......
"I only have 131 jumps, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay

[AggieDave 6]

Hey, I am one of the top contenders on the national level for PowerDocking! Flying Ferret and myself, Team Funnel Cake, Pro-Powerdocking...
*ssssswwwwwwWOOOOOOPPPP....BANG!*
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

[Shark 0]

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I was clocked at 218mph max speed today in a sit-fly! DAMN!

dude, that's some serious air up the ass!!!

[lazerq3 0]

No shit it got dark..... Iwas looking or my strobe at that pointjason

[Kris 0]

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Yeah, I had never jumped with this guy before, he asked if he could join me. I told him that 1) i'm not very good and 2) I fall FAST. He said "sure, whatever man, I fall pretty fast too, we shouldn't have a problem." After the jump he got down and pretty much just said "Jesus...you fall fast."

Dave, I'm 5'8" and 245# out the door. I think we should make a skydive together sometime. Kris
(When you hear the sonic boom, PULL!)

[AggieDave 6]

Yeah, no shit. There should be a "big & tall" skydiving league. Fall rate matters.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

[thrillseek 0]

me and 7 others were clocked at Mardi Gras going 223mph in a "ball o shit dive".
Shortly thereafter, eight people were seen with smoke rolling out of their rectums... (rectum?? Damn near killed em'!!) There were some conflicting protrack readings, so, naturally, i am claiming the fastest one!

[AggieDave 6]

Sweet! Once I square away my own gear and get a Pro-Track I'm going to start doing speed dives every once in a while. I want to see how fast I can go.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

[Viking 0]

hey hey us skinny guys can get going too but not 218!!!! jebus
I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver

[jfields 0]

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hey hey us skinny guys can get going too but not 218!!!! jebus

Just arch harder. Oh, nevermind. Saw who posted that.
Justin

[pilotdave 0]

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I'm a proud member of SAPS and I think that you shoud change your ways...
(SAPS: Skydivers Against Pink Shit)

YES! Someone asked me if I was a member a looong time ago (after I bought my gray/black/blue jumpsuit so I wouldn't have to wear the hot pink student jumpsuits anymore). I am definitely a member! What is up with the amount of pink worn by male skydivers? Ok, I know I'm wearing it too but I bought it used without realizing just how much pink was on it and I got an ok deal. But as soon as i hear a rigger tell me it's safe to do it, I'm whipping out a sharpie and depinking myself! Dave

[freefallfreak 0]

pilotdave,

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But as soon as i hear a rigger tell me it's safe to do it, I'm whipping out a sharpie and depinking myself!

Be careful about where you depink yourself...lol.
TripleF
BOOBIES, BOOBIES, BOOBIES, BOOBIES...(Whoops, I said it again...Tee-hee...)