Muenkel 0 #1 February 15, 2002 As I am stuck between my 2 tandem jumps this past December and the beginning of my AFF in May, I wonder what draws me here to DZ.com. Right now I am a total newbie. Half the time I have no idea what you people are talking about, unless it is about BOOBIES. What I have learned so far:1. I will be buying alot of beer.2. Everyone loves BOOBIES3. This sport is addicting4. Everyone loves BOOBIES5. Clay may or may not be into farm animals6. Everyone loves BOOBIES7. "Pull and Flare"8. Everyone loves BOOBIES9. JumperPaula is hot.10. Everyone loves BOOBIES11. You all seem like really cool people and I cannot wait to progress in this sport.Oh and did I mention...Everyone loves BOOBIES."I am a victim of my environment."Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christopherm 0 #2 February 15, 2002 What did you say about BOOBIES, oh yeah, everyone loves them! Your going to be great at this sport!-So, how hard is the ground?! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #3 February 15, 2002 Well, you've got your priorities straight (Boobies). You've forgot to add that FreeFlying is the best way to fly and that the RW crowd needs to grow up... (bait, cast, reeeeel...bait, cast, reeeel...)"Alright, at 4500 lets break it, turn 360 and track away..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #4 February 15, 2002 that's pretty much what i've picked up as well. except you could probably add- small canopies and swooping are bad if you don't have the experience and/or training.- everyone loves boobies- listening to everyone talk about all the jumps they did last weekend sux when there's 3 feet of snow outside your door.- everyone loves boobies."Jumping out of planes for the thrill of it all."-J.Geils Band Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #5 February 15, 2002 Right, I just want to remind you of the faculty rules: Rule One! Everybruce: No Pooftas! Rule Two, no member of the faculty is to maltreat the Abbos in any way at all -- if there's anybody watching...... Rule Three? Everybruce: No Pooftas!! Rule Four, now this term, I don't want to catch anybody not drinking..... Rule Five, Everybruce: No Pooftas! Rule Six, there is NO ... Rule Six!... Rule Seven, Everybruce: No Pooftas!! Speed Racer"Fill your hand, you son-of-a-bitch!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #6 February 15, 2002 i was thinking of going the feefly route for a couple of reasons:1. nobody to run into or kick in the head because i didn't quite have control of a manouver.2. nobody will know if i miss a move because i would be making them up as i went anyway.3. it just looks like more fun than concentrating on a pre-set series of moves, more time to just enjoy the ride."Jumping out of planes for the thrill of it all."-J.Geils Band Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #7 February 15, 2002 The first rule of Dz.com is you don't talk about dz.comThe second rule of dz.com is you don't talk abou t dz.com!"Alright, at 4500 lets break it, turn 360 and track away..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #8 February 15, 2002 fight club rocks!!!"Jumping out of planes for the thrill of it all."-J.Geils Band Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #9 February 15, 2002 For me FF is prefered mainly because of the attitudes of the people involved. I go to the DZ to have fun and jump and have fun and jump, etc. I don't go to get my ass tied in a knot because I didn't turn 4-dozen points while coming off the hill...That and I just plain out enjoy it more, its more of a Zen and the Art of Skydiving type of feeling when FFing "Alright, at 4500 lets break it, turn 360 and track away..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ADRNALN 0 #10 February 15, 2002 Fight Club was one of the best movies ever!What a great message! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LawnDart21 0 #11 February 15, 2002 The most IMPORTANT lesson to learn in all of skydiving is:When skydiving naked, when it's time to deploy your main, make ABSOLUTELY sure your teabag and such haven't found thier way under either leg strap. The "Ball-Over" malfunction may not be the most dangerous malfunction that can happen, but from what I have heard at bonfires, it is by far the most painful."I live to EFS"Tom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #12 February 15, 2002 and if you have to cutaway, make SURE you don't pull the wrong thing!!(But if you do, at least you'll die happy!!)Speed Racer"Fill your hand, you son-of-a-bitch!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jumperpaula 0 #13 February 15, 2002 Quote 8. Everyone loves BOOBIES9. JumperPaula is hot.10. Everyone loves BOOBIES Is that a coincedence that I got sandwiched there? Thanks for the kind words. Keep practicing! Fly Your Slot ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #14 February 15, 2002 QuoteIs that a coincedence that I got sandwiched there? Well, all of us here want wouldn't mind seeing you between 2 sets of boobiesStill a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #15 February 15, 2002 -= This space has been reserved for Freeflier29 =-If it's got tit's or wheel,s..it's trouble. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #16 February 15, 2002 "This space has been reserved for Freeflier29"Which.....The space between the boobies? As long as Paula gets to come along with me...."I only have 131 jumps, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #17 February 15, 2002 Bastards..Once again I've wasted most of the day reading & posting. It's all your fault.... ...on the plus side, the weekend's here!!Speed Racer"Fill your hand, you son-of-a-bitch!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
