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skycat

Boobies for Altitude!!!!

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Three years ago we had a woman get us 19K.
What do we do if the pilot is a woman. Offer back massages..........
One time we were on jump run at 14,000 in a King Air and I grabbed a $20 preparing to pass it to the pilot for some extra alt. As the bill was making it's way to the pilot He banked it up pretty good in anticipation of the $20. The plane started shuddering and felt as if it was going to stall. Needless to say he leveled out quickly and the $20 came back to me.;)
I find that less and less women realize the power they can have over altitude. You don't have show the whole plane........just the pilot.....;)
Seb B|

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hell we don't even have to show it all to get the camera men excited, just flash them, it doesn't matter to them if you still have your bikini top on. Of course then they bring up the fact that they didn't need to see it cause they have pics from the last time you were doing body shot..... YIKES!!! :o
btw...those pictures are of paula.....that is my story and I'm sticking to it.

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I just don't see much boobies on the way to altitude these days.........:( I think if women don't do their part in getting extra alt. (cause the guys can only lose alt.) Some sort of compensation for not showing your boobies will have to be collected........j/k:)With the demand for boobies on DZ.com I would imagine we have several several virgins among us..............j/k....:)Seb B|

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yeah, I want to see those pictures too, plus I have a bike...with pedals and I can drive a car and I can fly a plane once someone gets it up in the air for me.....:)
Now, do I get anything??????
SkyDekker
"We cannot do great things, only small things with great love" Mother Theresa

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depends on the prostitute, I mean there are the high class call girls.....well they would definately want something more like crem brulee and a glass of wine, while your run of the mill corner ho would be happy with said cookie and a glass of milk. :P

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