Could these be true?

[Muenkel 0]

**I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
**I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.
**I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
**I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big weenie or huge boobs.
**I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think.
**I've learned that you can keep puking long after you think you're finished.
**I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.
**I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place.
**I've learned that no matter how you try to protect your children, they will eventually get arrested and end up in the local paper.
**I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just
never go away.
**I've learned to say "Screw 'em if they can't take a joke" in 6 languages.
"I am a victim of my environment."
Chris

[freeflir29 0]

All true......
"I only have 131 jumps, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay

[skydiver51 0]

Yep, in my fifty years of life they are all true!!
Idiocy = Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.