homer 0 #1 February 18, 2002 Ok guys I just received an e-mail from an ex of mine who said, "she's getting married" and he treats her better than I ever did. This could not be true or her family and son would not have begged me to stay. The only wrong doing I did was let her say, "I love you" then move cross country and not speak to her for a year. Plus I'm sure I'm not the only guy out there to give a girl a wrong address and number. She also sent me another e-mail titled, "male bashing." Q- What should you do when you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?A- Shoot him again.Q- Why do little boys whine?A- They're practicing to be men.Q- How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A - One--he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him. Or Alternate answer--Three - one to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.Q - What do you call a handcuffed man?A - Trustworthy.Q - What does it mean when a man is in your bed gaspingfor breath and calling your name?A - You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.Q - Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?A - Because not one will stop and ask for directions.Q - What's the best way to kill a man?A - Put a six-pack and a naked woman in front of him andask him to choose Just one.Q - What do men and pantyhose have in common?A - They either cling, run, or don't fit right in the crotch.Q - Why do men whistle while they're on the toilet?A - Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.Q - What is the difference between men and women?A - A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.Q - How does a man keep his youth?A - By giving her money, diamonds, and furs.Q - How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?A - Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals."What a B*@#$I feel like a battle of the sexes forum MAN vs boobie.To start--Q- Why did the women cross the road?A- Who cares what the HELL was she doing out of the kitchen to begin with.Women should be seen and not herd!A womens place is halfway between the bedroom and kitchen or where ever her man tells her to be!The only reason GOD created women was to satisfy the mans needs and bare HIS children!pissing in freefall is only going to make the person above you mad Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites diverdriver 7 #2 February 18, 2002 Everyone duck!!! Shits gonna start flying now!!! Clay, look out!Chris SchindlerD-19012ATP/CFIIwww.DiverDriver.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skybytch 273 #3 February 18, 2002 Be glad she's not marrying you! pull and flare,lisa--What would Scooby Doo? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AggieDave 6 #4 February 18, 2002 Laugh and party because she's marrying that other hapless guy.(m.r.: melissa comes to mind...)"I said don't look Ethel, It was too late, she'd already been incensed... " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites homer 0 #5 February 18, 2002 She would have in a heart beat if I had asked her to. Quote "I would pack up everything and follow you anywhere if you asked me to." I am good A note to all you guys- DO NOT go seeking a women at LOVE@AOL. That was my first mistake.pissing in freefall is only going to make the person above you mad Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AggieDave 6 #6 February 18, 2002 QuoteDO NOT go seeking a women at LOVE@AOLStick to the DZs, guy...or even DZ.com, great gals 'round here..."I said don't look Ethel, It was too late, she'd already been incensed... " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites homer 0 #7 February 18, 2002 True but is there anything worth looking at above and below the BOOBIESpissing in freefall is only going to make the person above you mad Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites MarkM 0 #8 February 18, 2002 Homer, an agent from the Federal Witness Protection program will be in contact with you shortly to hide you from this woman. While they typically only deal with hiding people from the murders and cut throats of the Mafia, Yakuza, or Russian Mob they still might be able to protect you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites homer 0 #9 February 18, 2002 WOMAN- definition- #4 a female servantpissing in freefall is only going to make the person above you mad Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites homer 0 #10 February 18, 2002 I don't need protection. Unless I'm F$&*!@% herpissing in freefall is only going to make the person above you mad Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #11 February 18, 2002 "I would pack up everything and follow you anywhere if you asked me to." So what she is telling you there is "I'm a loser and want to move away from my sucky life here and then live off you..." "I only have 133 jumps, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites homer 0 #12 February 18, 2002 We all make bad choices, but some of those bad choices turn into great SEX! This forum isn't about my bad taste its supposed to be MAN vs. boobie. Can't we all just be mean to each other.pissing in freefall is only going to make the person above you mad Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Jumperpaula 0 #13 February 18, 2002 Quote True but is there anything worth looking at above and below the BOOBIES Boy, I thought I would hear some male bashing on this thread.Was I ever wrong....Dude, you been talking to my Ex lately? Fly Your Slot ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #14 February 18, 2002 "We all make bad choices, but some of those bad choices turn into great SEX!"I got married once due to this......."I only have 133 jumps, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skybytch 273 #15 February 18, 2002 QuoteCan't we all just be mean to each other.I can't be mean to you... you sent me that huge check to help save the boobies! It just wouldn't be right of me to be mean...Besides, who needs a man when the grocery store has so many cucumbers? I can take my own trash out, thank you very much! pull and flare,lisa--What would Scooby Doo? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AggieDave 6 #16 February 18, 2002 QuoteI can take my own trash out, thank you very much! The real question is what happens when there's a spyder in the kitchen or the car won't start, eh? "I said don't look Ethel, It was too late, she'd already been incensed... " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites homer 0 #17 February 18, 2002 Thats what's so great about skydiving women the are care free and and wont nothing more than to show us MEN there BOOBIES and have no strings attached SEX! Can't live with em, can't live without em.pissing in freefall is only going to make the person above you mad Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkyDekker 1,465 #18 February 18, 2002 Quotewho needs a man when the grocery store has so many cucumbers?Pictures? Video? What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, she has already been told twice.........SkyDekker"We cannot do great things, only small things with great love" Mother Theresa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites homer 0 #19 February 18, 2002 Your welcome for the check I'm glad it could help. I wont forger that you promised me a BOOBIE shot or two. I'm thinking of going to Perris next summer just to see them.pissing in freefall is only going to make the person above you mad Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AndyMan 7 #20 February 18, 2002 QuoteStick to the DZs, guy...or even DZ.com, great gals 'round here...This is so true. DZ.com chicks rock._AmICQ: 5578907MSN Messenger: andrewdmetcalfe at hotmail dot com Yahoo IM: ametcalf_1999 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #21 February 18, 2002 "Besides, who needs a man when the grocery store has so many cucumbers?"Cucmbers just lay there. Who will you have to yell at, complain to, and ask questions like "Do I look fat in these pants?" "I only have 133 jumps, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Jumperpaula 0 #22 February 18, 2002 Quote Q - How does a man keep his youth?A - By giving her money, diamonds, and furs... And jumptickets, and canopies and other assorted gear Fly Your Slot ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AggieDave 6 #23 February 18, 2002 "Do I look fat in this?""Honey, you're not wearing anything...""exactly...""I said don't look Ethel, It was too late, she'd already been incensed... " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skycat 0 #24 February 18, 2002 Well Lets see the dog gets about 90% of the little creapy crawly things, and home flea spray with the stream option on the nossle will get the ones that she can't. I don't have to touch a thing, cause once they are dead...spray them a few extra times to make sure you pick them up with a piece of paper.Oh the other hand since I have my wonderboy, all I have to do is go baby....I know you like using your gun, well I have this cockroach about the size of my hand that needs to be shot, normal bug sprays won't do it.Kellibtw....I once dated a guy the was more scared of bugs than any girl I know. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #25 February 18, 2002 "I once dated a guy the was more scared of bugs than any girl I know."Probably just using you as a cover story......"I only have 133 jumps, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. 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diverdriver 7 #2 February 18, 2002 Everyone duck!!! Shits gonna start flying now!!! Clay, look out!Chris SchindlerD-19012ATP/CFIIwww.DiverDriver.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #3 February 18, 2002 Be glad she's not marrying you! pull and flare,lisa--What would Scooby Doo? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #4 February 18, 2002 Laugh and party because she's marrying that other hapless guy.(m.r.: melissa comes to mind...)"I said don't look Ethel, It was too late, she'd already been incensed... " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
homer 0 #5 February 18, 2002 She would have in a heart beat if I had asked her to. Quote "I would pack up everything and follow you anywhere if you asked me to." I am good A note to all you guys- DO NOT go seeking a women at LOVE@AOL. That was my first mistake.pissing in freefall is only going to make the person above you mad Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AggieDave 6 #6 February 18, 2002 QuoteDO NOT go seeking a women at LOVE@AOLStick to the DZs, guy...or even DZ.com, great gals 'round here..."I said don't look Ethel, It was too late, she'd already been incensed... " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites homer 0 #7 February 18, 2002 True but is there anything worth looking at above and below the BOOBIESpissing in freefall is only going to make the person above you mad Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites MarkM 0 #8 February 18, 2002 Homer, an agent from the Federal Witness Protection program will be in contact with you shortly to hide you from this woman. While they typically only deal with hiding people from the murders and cut throats of the Mafia, Yakuza, or Russian Mob they still might be able to protect you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites homer 0 #9 February 18, 2002 WOMAN- definition- #4 a female servantpissing in freefall is only going to make the person above you mad Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites homer 0 #10 February 18, 2002 I don't need protection. Unless I'm F$&*!@% herpissing in freefall is only going to make the person above you mad Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #11 February 18, 2002 "I would pack up everything and follow you anywhere if you asked me to." So what she is telling you there is "I'm a loser and want to move away from my sucky life here and then live off you..." "I only have 133 jumps, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites homer 0 #12 February 18, 2002 We all make bad choices, but some of those bad choices turn into great SEX! This forum isn't about my bad taste its supposed to be MAN vs. boobie. Can't we all just be mean to each other.pissing in freefall is only going to make the person above you mad Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Jumperpaula 0 #13 February 18, 2002 Quote True but is there anything worth looking at above and below the BOOBIES Boy, I thought I would hear some male bashing on this thread.Was I ever wrong....Dude, you been talking to my Ex lately? Fly Your Slot ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #14 February 18, 2002 "We all make bad choices, but some of those bad choices turn into great SEX!"I got married once due to this......."I only have 133 jumps, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skybytch 273 #15 February 18, 2002 QuoteCan't we all just be mean to each other.I can't be mean to you... you sent me that huge check to help save the boobies! It just wouldn't be right of me to be mean...Besides, who needs a man when the grocery store has so many cucumbers? I can take my own trash out, thank you very much! pull and flare,lisa--What would Scooby Doo? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AggieDave 6 #16 February 18, 2002 QuoteI can take my own trash out, thank you very much! The real question is what happens when there's a spyder in the kitchen or the car won't start, eh? "I said don't look Ethel, It was too late, she'd already been incensed... " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites homer 0 #17 February 18, 2002 Thats what's so great about skydiving women the are care free and and wont nothing more than to show us MEN there BOOBIES and have no strings attached SEX! Can't live with em, can't live without em.pissing in freefall is only going to make the person above you mad Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkyDekker 1,465 #18 February 18, 2002 Quotewho needs a man when the grocery store has so many cucumbers?Pictures? Video? What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, she has already been told twice.........SkyDekker"We cannot do great things, only small things with great love" Mother Theresa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites homer 0 #19 February 18, 2002 Your welcome for the check I'm glad it could help. I wont forger that you promised me a BOOBIE shot or two. I'm thinking of going to Perris next summer just to see them.pissing in freefall is only going to make the person above you mad Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AndyMan 7 #20 February 18, 2002 QuoteStick to the DZs, guy...or even DZ.com, great gals 'round here...This is so true. DZ.com chicks rock._AmICQ: 5578907MSN Messenger: andrewdmetcalfe at hotmail dot com Yahoo IM: ametcalf_1999 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #21 February 18, 2002 "Besides, who needs a man when the grocery store has so many cucumbers?"Cucmbers just lay there. Who will you have to yell at, complain to, and ask questions like "Do I look fat in these pants?" "I only have 133 jumps, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Jumperpaula 0 #22 February 18, 2002 Quote Q - How does a man keep his youth?A - By giving her money, diamonds, and furs... And jumptickets, and canopies and other assorted gear Fly Your Slot ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AggieDave 6 #23 February 18, 2002 "Do I look fat in this?""Honey, you're not wearing anything...""exactly...""I said don't look Ethel, It was too late, she'd already been incensed... " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skycat 0 #24 February 18, 2002 Well Lets see the dog gets about 90% of the little creapy crawly things, and home flea spray with the stream option on the nossle will get the ones that she can't. I don't have to touch a thing, cause once they are dead...spray them a few extra times to make sure you pick them up with a piece of paper.Oh the other hand since I have my wonderboy, all I have to do is go baby....I know you like using your gun, well I have this cockroach about the size of my hand that needs to be shot, normal bug sprays won't do it.Kellibtw....I once dated a guy the was more scared of bugs than any girl I know. 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AggieDave 6 #6 February 18, 2002 QuoteDO NOT go seeking a women at LOVE@AOLStick to the DZs, guy...or even DZ.com, great gals 'round here..."I said don't look Ethel, It was too late, she'd already been incensed... " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
homer 0 #7 February 18, 2002 True but is there anything worth looking at above and below the BOOBIESpissing in freefall is only going to make the person above you mad Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites MarkM 0 #8 February 18, 2002 Homer, an agent from the Federal Witness Protection program will be in contact with you shortly to hide you from this woman. While they typically only deal with hiding people from the murders and cut throats of the Mafia, Yakuza, or Russian Mob they still might be able to protect you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites homer 0 #9 February 18, 2002 WOMAN- definition- #4 a female servantpissing in freefall is only going to make the person above you mad Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites homer 0 #10 February 18, 2002 I don't need protection. Unless I'm F$&*!@% herpissing in freefall is only going to make the person above you mad Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #11 February 18, 2002 "I would pack up everything and follow you anywhere if you asked me to." So what she is telling you there is "I'm a loser and want to move away from my sucky life here and then live off you..." "I only have 133 jumps, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites homer 0 #12 February 18, 2002 We all make bad choices, but some of those bad choices turn into great SEX! This forum isn't about my bad taste its supposed to be MAN vs. boobie. Can't we all just be mean to each other.pissing in freefall is only going to make the person above you mad Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Jumperpaula 0 #13 February 18, 2002 Quote True but is there anything worth looking at above and below the BOOBIES Boy, I thought I would hear some male bashing on this thread.Was I ever wrong....Dude, you been talking to my Ex lately? Fly Your Slot ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #14 February 18, 2002 "We all make bad choices, but some of those bad choices turn into great SEX!"I got married once due to this......."I only have 133 jumps, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skybytch 273 #15 February 18, 2002 QuoteCan't we all just be mean to each other.I can't be mean to you... you sent me that huge check to help save the boobies! It just wouldn't be right of me to be mean...Besides, who needs a man when the grocery store has so many cucumbers? I can take my own trash out, thank you very much! pull and flare,lisa--What would Scooby Doo? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AggieDave 6 #16 February 18, 2002 QuoteI can take my own trash out, thank you very much! The real question is what happens when there's a spyder in the kitchen or the car won't start, eh? "I said don't look Ethel, It was too late, she'd already been incensed... " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites homer 0 #17 February 18, 2002 Thats what's so great about skydiving women the are care free and and wont nothing more than to show us MEN there BOOBIES and have no strings attached SEX! Can't live with em, can't live without em.pissing in freefall is only going to make the person above you mad Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkyDekker 1,465 #18 February 18, 2002 Quotewho needs a man when the grocery store has so many cucumbers?Pictures? Video? What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, she has already been told twice.........SkyDekker"We cannot do great things, only small things with great love" Mother Theresa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites homer 0 #19 February 18, 2002 Your welcome for the check I'm glad it could help. I wont forger that you promised me a BOOBIE shot or two. I'm thinking of going to Perris next summer just to see them.pissing in freefall is only going to make the person above you mad Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AndyMan 7 #20 February 18, 2002 QuoteStick to the DZs, guy...or even DZ.com, great gals 'round here...This is so true. DZ.com chicks rock._AmICQ: 5578907MSN Messenger: andrewdmetcalfe at hotmail dot com Yahoo IM: ametcalf_1999 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #21 February 18, 2002 "Besides, who needs a man when the grocery store has so many cucumbers?"Cucmbers just lay there. Who will you have to yell at, complain to, and ask questions like "Do I look fat in these pants?" "I only have 133 jumps, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Jumperpaula 0 #22 February 18, 2002 Quote Q - How does a man keep his youth?A - By giving her money, diamonds, and furs... And jumptickets, and canopies and other assorted gear Fly Your Slot ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AggieDave 6 #23 February 18, 2002 "Do I look fat in this?""Honey, you're not wearing anything...""exactly...""I said don't look Ethel, It was too late, she'd already been incensed... " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skycat 0 #24 February 18, 2002 Well Lets see the dog gets about 90% of the little creapy crawly things, and home flea spray with the stream option on the nossle will get the ones that she can't. I don't have to touch a thing, cause once they are dead...spray them a few extra times to make sure you pick them up with a piece of paper.Oh the other hand since I have my wonderboy, all I have to do is go baby....I know you like using your gun, well I have this cockroach about the size of my hand that needs to be shot, normal bug sprays won't do it.Kellibtw....I once dated a guy the was more scared of bugs than any girl I know. 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MarkM 0 #8 February 18, 2002 Homer, an agent from the Federal Witness Protection program will be in contact with you shortly to hide you from this woman. While they typically only deal with hiding people from the murders and cut throats of the Mafia, Yakuza, or Russian Mob they still might be able to protect you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
homer 0 #9 February 18, 2002 WOMAN- definition- #4 a female servantpissing in freefall is only going to make the person above you mad Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites homer 0 #10 February 18, 2002 I don't need protection. Unless I'm F$&*!@% herpissing in freefall is only going to make the person above you mad Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #11 February 18, 2002 "I would pack up everything and follow you anywhere if you asked me to." So what she is telling you there is "I'm a loser and want to move away from my sucky life here and then live off you..." "I only have 133 jumps, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites homer 0 #12 February 18, 2002 We all make bad choices, but some of those bad choices turn into great SEX! This forum isn't about my bad taste its supposed to be MAN vs. boobie. Can't we all just be mean to each other.pissing in freefall is only going to make the person above you mad Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Jumperpaula 0 #13 February 18, 2002 Quote True but is there anything worth looking at above and below the BOOBIES Boy, I thought I would hear some male bashing on this thread.Was I ever wrong....Dude, you been talking to my Ex lately? Fly Your Slot ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #14 February 18, 2002 "We all make bad choices, but some of those bad choices turn into great SEX!"I got married once due to this......."I only have 133 jumps, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skybytch 273 #15 February 18, 2002 QuoteCan't we all just be mean to each other.I can't be mean to you... you sent me that huge check to help save the boobies! It just wouldn't be right of me to be mean...Besides, who needs a man when the grocery store has so many cucumbers? I can take my own trash out, thank you very much! pull and flare,lisa--What would Scooby Doo? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AggieDave 6 #16 February 18, 2002 QuoteI can take my own trash out, thank you very much! The real question is what happens when there's a spyder in the kitchen or the car won't start, eh? "I said don't look Ethel, It was too late, she'd already been incensed... " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites homer 0 #17 February 18, 2002 Thats what's so great about skydiving women the are care free and and wont nothing more than to show us MEN there BOOBIES and have no strings attached SEX! Can't live with em, can't live without em.pissing in freefall is only going to make the person above you mad Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkyDekker 1,465 #18 February 18, 2002 Quotewho needs a man when the grocery store has so many cucumbers?Pictures? Video? What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, she has already been told twice.........SkyDekker"We cannot do great things, only small things with great love" Mother Theresa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites homer 0 #19 February 18, 2002 Your welcome for the check I'm glad it could help. I wont forger that you promised me a BOOBIE shot or two. I'm thinking of going to Perris next summer just to see them.pissing in freefall is only going to make the person above you mad Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AndyMan 7 #20 February 18, 2002 QuoteStick to the DZs, guy...or even DZ.com, great gals 'round here...This is so true. DZ.com chicks rock._AmICQ: 5578907MSN Messenger: andrewdmetcalfe at hotmail dot com Yahoo IM: ametcalf_1999 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #21 February 18, 2002 "Besides, who needs a man when the grocery store has so many cucumbers?"Cucmbers just lay there. Who will you have to yell at, complain to, and ask questions like "Do I look fat in these pants?" "I only have 133 jumps, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Jumperpaula 0 #22 February 18, 2002 Quote Q - How does a man keep his youth?A - By giving her money, diamonds, and furs... And jumptickets, and canopies and other assorted gear Fly Your Slot ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AggieDave 6 #23 February 18, 2002 "Do I look fat in this?""Honey, you're not wearing anything...""exactly...""I said don't look Ethel, It was too late, she'd already been incensed... " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skycat 0 #24 February 18, 2002 Well Lets see the dog gets about 90% of the little creapy crawly things, and home flea spray with the stream option on the nossle will get the ones that she can't. I don't have to touch a thing, cause once they are dead...spray them a few extra times to make sure you pick them up with a piece of paper.Oh the other hand since I have my wonderboy, all I have to do is go baby....I know you like using your gun, well I have this cockroach about the size of my hand that needs to be shot, normal bug sprays won't do it.Kellibtw....I once dated a guy the was more scared of bugs than any girl I know. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #25 February 18, 2002 "I once dated a guy the was more scared of bugs than any girl I know."Probably just using you as a cover story......"I only have 133 jumps, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
homer 0 #10 February 18, 2002 I don't need protection. Unless I'm F$&*!@% herpissing in freefall is only going to make the person above you mad Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #11 February 18, 2002 "I would pack up everything and follow you anywhere if you asked me to." So what she is telling you there is "I'm a loser and want to move away from my sucky life here and then live off you..." "I only have 133 jumps, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites homer 0 #12 February 18, 2002 We all make bad choices, but some of those bad choices turn into great SEX! This forum isn't about my bad taste its supposed to be MAN vs. boobie. Can't we all just be mean to each other.pissing in freefall is only going to make the person above you mad Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Jumperpaula 0 #13 February 18, 2002 Quote True but is there anything worth looking at above and below the BOOBIES Boy, I thought I would hear some male bashing on this thread.Was I ever wrong....Dude, you been talking to my Ex lately? Fly Your Slot ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #14 February 18, 2002 "We all make bad choices, but some of those bad choices turn into great SEX!"I got married once due to this......."I only have 133 jumps, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skybytch 273 #15 February 18, 2002 QuoteCan't we all just be mean to each other.I can't be mean to you... you sent me that huge check to help save the boobies! It just wouldn't be right of me to be mean...Besides, who needs a man when the grocery store has so many cucumbers? I can take my own trash out, thank you very much! pull and flare,lisa--What would Scooby Doo? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AggieDave 6 #16 February 18, 2002 QuoteI can take my own trash out, thank you very much! The real question is what happens when there's a spyder in the kitchen or the car won't start, eh? "I said don't look Ethel, It was too late, she'd already been incensed... " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites homer 0 #17 February 18, 2002 Thats what's so great about skydiving women the are care free and and wont nothing more than to show us MEN there BOOBIES and have no strings attached SEX! Can't live with em, can't live without em.pissing in freefall is only going to make the person above you mad Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkyDekker 1,465 #18 February 18, 2002 Quotewho needs a man when the grocery store has so many cucumbers?Pictures? Video? What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, she has already been told twice.........SkyDekker"We cannot do great things, only small things with great love" Mother Theresa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites homer 0 #19 February 18, 2002 Your welcome for the check I'm glad it could help. I wont forger that you promised me a BOOBIE shot or two. I'm thinking of going to Perris next summer just to see them.pissing in freefall is only going to make the person above you mad Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AndyMan 7 #20 February 18, 2002 QuoteStick to the DZs, guy...or even DZ.com, great gals 'round here...This is so true. DZ.com chicks rock._AmICQ: 5578907MSN Messenger: andrewdmetcalfe at hotmail dot com Yahoo IM: ametcalf_1999 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #21 February 18, 2002 "Besides, who needs a man when the grocery store has so many cucumbers?"Cucmbers just lay there. Who will you have to yell at, complain to, and ask questions like "Do I look fat in these pants?" "I only have 133 jumps, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Jumperpaula 0 #22 February 18, 2002 Quote Q - How does a man keep his youth?A - By giving her money, diamonds, and furs... And jumptickets, and canopies and other assorted gear Fly Your Slot ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AggieDave 6 #23 February 18, 2002 "Do I look fat in this?""Honey, you're not wearing anything...""exactly...""I said don't look Ethel, It was too late, she'd already been incensed... " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skycat 0 #24 February 18, 2002 Well Lets see the dog gets about 90% of the little creapy crawly things, and home flea spray with the stream option on the nossle will get the ones that she can't. I don't have to touch a thing, cause once they are dead...spray them a few extra times to make sure you pick them up with a piece of paper.Oh the other hand since I have my wonderboy, all I have to do is go baby....I know you like using your gun, well I have this cockroach about the size of my hand that needs to be shot, normal bug sprays won't do it.Kellibtw....I once dated a guy the was more scared of bugs than any girl I know. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #25 February 18, 2002 "I once dated a guy the was more scared of bugs than any girl I know."Probably just using you as a cover story......"I only have 133 jumps, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
freeflir29 0 #11 February 18, 2002 "I would pack up everything and follow you anywhere if you asked me to." So what she is telling you there is "I'm a loser and want to move away from my sucky life here and then live off you..." "I only have 133 jumps, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
homer 0 #12 February 18, 2002 We all make bad choices, but some of those bad choices turn into great SEX! This forum isn't about my bad taste its supposed to be MAN vs. boobie. Can't we all just be mean to each other.pissing in freefall is only going to make the person above you mad Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Jumperpaula 0 #13 February 18, 2002 Quote True but is there anything worth looking at above and below the BOOBIES Boy, I thought I would hear some male bashing on this thread.Was I ever wrong....Dude, you been talking to my Ex lately? Fly Your Slot ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #14 February 18, 2002 "We all make bad choices, but some of those bad choices turn into great SEX!"I got married once due to this......."I only have 133 jumps, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skybytch 273 #15 February 18, 2002 QuoteCan't we all just be mean to each other.I can't be mean to you... you sent me that huge check to help save the boobies! It just wouldn't be right of me to be mean...Besides, who needs a man when the grocery store has so many cucumbers? I can take my own trash out, thank you very much! pull and flare,lisa--What would Scooby Doo? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AggieDave 6 #16 February 18, 2002 QuoteI can take my own trash out, thank you very much! The real question is what happens when there's a spyder in the kitchen or the car won't start, eh? "I said don't look Ethel, It was too late, she'd already been incensed... " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites homer 0 #17 February 18, 2002 Thats what's so great about skydiving women the are care free and and wont nothing more than to show us MEN there BOOBIES and have no strings attached SEX! Can't live with em, can't live without em.pissing in freefall is only going to make the person above you mad Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkyDekker 1,465 #18 February 18, 2002 Quotewho needs a man when the grocery store has so many cucumbers?Pictures? Video? What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, she has already been told twice.........SkyDekker"We cannot do great things, only small things with great love" Mother Theresa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites homer 0 #19 February 18, 2002 Your welcome for the check I'm glad it could help. I wont forger that you promised me a BOOBIE shot or two. I'm thinking of going to Perris next summer just to see them.pissing in freefall is only going to make the person above you mad Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AndyMan 7 #20 February 18, 2002 QuoteStick to the DZs, guy...or even DZ.com, great gals 'round here...This is so true. DZ.com chicks rock._AmICQ: 5578907MSN Messenger: andrewdmetcalfe at hotmail dot com Yahoo IM: ametcalf_1999 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #21 February 18, 2002 "Besides, who needs a man when the grocery store has so many cucumbers?"Cucmbers just lay there. Who will you have to yell at, complain to, and ask questions like "Do I look fat in these pants?" "I only have 133 jumps, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Jumperpaula 0 #22 February 18, 2002 Quote Q - How does a man keep his youth?A - By giving her money, diamonds, and furs... And jumptickets, and canopies and other assorted gear Fly Your Slot ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AggieDave 6 #23 February 18, 2002 "Do I look fat in this?""Honey, you're not wearing anything...""exactly...""I said don't look Ethel, It was too late, she'd already been incensed... " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skycat 0 #24 February 18, 2002 Well Lets see the dog gets about 90% of the little creapy crawly things, and home flea spray with the stream option on the nossle will get the ones that she can't. I don't have to touch a thing, cause once they are dead...spray them a few extra times to make sure you pick them up with a piece of paper.Oh the other hand since I have my wonderboy, all I have to do is go baby....I know you like using your gun, well I have this cockroach about the size of my hand that needs to be shot, normal bug sprays won't do it.Kellibtw....I once dated a guy the was more scared of bugs than any girl I know. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #25 February 18, 2002 "I once dated a guy the was more scared of bugs than any girl I know."Probably just using you as a cover story......"I only have 133 jumps, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
Jumperpaula 0 #13 February 18, 2002 Quote True but is there anything worth looking at above and below the BOOBIES Boy, I thought I would hear some male bashing on this thread.Was I ever wrong....Dude, you been talking to my Ex lately? Fly Your Slot ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #14 February 18, 2002 "We all make bad choices, but some of those bad choices turn into great SEX!"I got married once due to this......."I only have 133 jumps, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #15 February 18, 2002 QuoteCan't we all just be mean to each other.I can't be mean to you... you sent me that huge check to help save the boobies! It just wouldn't be right of me to be mean...Besides, who needs a man when the grocery store has so many cucumbers? I can take my own trash out, thank you very much! pull and flare,lisa--What would Scooby Doo? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #16 February 18, 2002 QuoteI can take my own trash out, thank you very much! The real question is what happens when there's a spyder in the kitchen or the car won't start, eh? "I said don't look Ethel, It was too late, she'd already been incensed... " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
homer 0 #17 February 18, 2002 Thats what's so great about skydiving women the are care free and and wont nothing more than to show us MEN there BOOBIES and have no strings attached SEX! Can't live with em, can't live without em.pissing in freefall is only going to make the person above you mad Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkyDekker 1,465 #18 February 18, 2002 Quotewho needs a man when the grocery store has so many cucumbers?Pictures? Video? What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, she has already been told twice.........SkyDekker"We cannot do great things, only small things with great love" Mother Theresa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites homer 0 #19 February 18, 2002 Your welcome for the check I'm glad it could help. I wont forger that you promised me a BOOBIE shot or two. I'm thinking of going to Perris next summer just to see them.pissing in freefall is only going to make the person above you mad Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AndyMan 7 #20 February 18, 2002 QuoteStick to the DZs, guy...or even DZ.com, great gals 'round here...This is so true. DZ.com chicks rock._AmICQ: 5578907MSN Messenger: andrewdmetcalfe at hotmail dot com Yahoo IM: ametcalf_1999 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #21 February 18, 2002 "Besides, who needs a man when the grocery store has so many cucumbers?"Cucmbers just lay there. Who will you have to yell at, complain to, and ask questions like "Do I look fat in these pants?" "I only have 133 jumps, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Jumperpaula 0 #22 February 18, 2002 Quote Q - How does a man keep his youth?A - By giving her money, diamonds, and furs... And jumptickets, and canopies and other assorted gear Fly Your Slot ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AggieDave 6 #23 February 18, 2002 "Do I look fat in this?""Honey, you're not wearing anything...""exactly...""I said don't look Ethel, It was too late, she'd already been incensed... " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skycat 0 #24 February 18, 2002 Well Lets see the dog gets about 90% of the little creapy crawly things, and home flea spray with the stream option on the nossle will get the ones that she can't. I don't have to touch a thing, cause once they are dead...spray them a few extra times to make sure you pick them up with a piece of paper.Oh the other hand since I have my wonderboy, all I have to do is go baby....I know you like using your gun, well I have this cockroach about the size of my hand that needs to be shot, normal bug sprays won't do it.Kellibtw....I once dated a guy the was more scared of bugs than any girl I know. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #25 February 18, 2002 "I once dated a guy the was more scared of bugs than any girl I know."Probably just using you as a cover story......"I only have 133 jumps, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
SkyDekker 1,465 #18 February 18, 2002 Quotewho needs a man when the grocery store has so many cucumbers?Pictures? Video? What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, she has already been told twice.........SkyDekker"We cannot do great things, only small things with great love" Mother Theresa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
homer 0 #19 February 18, 2002 Your welcome for the check I'm glad it could help. I wont forger that you promised me a BOOBIE shot or two. I'm thinking of going to Perris next summer just to see them.pissing in freefall is only going to make the person above you mad Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AndyMan 7 #20 February 18, 2002 QuoteStick to the DZs, guy...or even DZ.com, great gals 'round here...This is so true. DZ.com chicks rock._AmICQ: 5578907MSN Messenger: andrewdmetcalfe at hotmail dot com Yahoo IM: ametcalf_1999 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #21 February 18, 2002 "Besides, who needs a man when the grocery store has so many cucumbers?"Cucmbers just lay there. Who will you have to yell at, complain to, and ask questions like "Do I look fat in these pants?" "I only have 133 jumps, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Jumperpaula 0 #22 February 18, 2002 Quote Q - How does a man keep his youth?A - By giving her money, diamonds, and furs... And jumptickets, and canopies and other assorted gear Fly Your Slot ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AggieDave 6 #23 February 18, 2002 "Do I look fat in this?""Honey, you're not wearing anything...""exactly...""I said don't look Ethel, It was too late, she'd already been incensed... " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skycat 0 #24 February 18, 2002 Well Lets see the dog gets about 90% of the little creapy crawly things, and home flea spray with the stream option on the nossle will get the ones that she can't. I don't have to touch a thing, cause once they are dead...spray them a few extra times to make sure you pick them up with a piece of paper.Oh the other hand since I have my wonderboy, all I have to do is go baby....I know you like using your gun, well I have this cockroach about the size of my hand that needs to be shot, normal bug sprays won't do it.Kellibtw....I once dated a guy the was more scared of bugs than any girl I know. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #25 February 18, 2002 "I once dated a guy the was more scared of bugs than any girl I know."Probably just using you as a cover story......"I only have 133 jumps, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
AndyMan 7 #20 February 18, 2002 QuoteStick to the DZs, guy...or even DZ.com, great gals 'round here...This is so true. DZ.com chicks rock._AmICQ: 5578907MSN Messenger: andrewdmetcalfe at hotmail dot com Yahoo IM: ametcalf_1999 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #21 February 18, 2002 "Besides, who needs a man when the grocery store has so many cucumbers?"Cucmbers just lay there. Who will you have to yell at, complain to, and ask questions like "Do I look fat in these pants?" "I only have 133 jumps, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jumperpaula 0 #22 February 18, 2002 Quote Q - How does a man keep his youth?A - By giving her money, diamonds, and furs... And jumptickets, and canopies and other assorted gear Fly Your Slot ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #23 February 18, 2002 "Do I look fat in this?""Honey, you're not wearing anything...""exactly...""I said don't look Ethel, It was too late, she'd already been incensed... " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycat 0 #24 February 18, 2002 Well Lets see the dog gets about 90% of the little creapy crawly things, and home flea spray with the stream option on the nossle will get the ones that she can't. I don't have to touch a thing, cause once they are dead...spray them a few extra times to make sure you pick them up with a piece of paper.Oh the other hand since I have my wonderboy, all I have to do is go baby....I know you like using your gun, well I have this cockroach about the size of my hand that needs to be shot, normal bug sprays won't do it.Kellibtw....I once dated a guy the was more scared of bugs than any girl I know. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #25 February 18, 2002 "I once dated a guy the was more scared of bugs than any girl I know."Probably just using you as a cover story......"I only have 133 jumps, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
