hooked 0 #1 February 21, 2002 The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content.I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected.There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and shithead's.I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect.Everytime I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: "Dont't pick that up, you don't know where it's been!"J Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites