You give the governer a Hrumph...

[AggieDave 6]

Ok, its Friday folks, where's the funnies? We need some Friday Funnies...
Someone has to have something funny to share with the class...
"I'll take Famous Titties for 400..."

[Jessica 0]

So this guy walks into a bar with a chunk of asphalt under his arm. "Give me a drink," he says to the bartender, "and one for the road!"
*rim shot*

[Pammi 0]

Oh my Jess..that was bad!
>
>WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
>HUSBAND: Definitely not!
>WIFE: Why not - don't you like being married?
>HUSBAND: Of course I do.
>WIFE: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
>HUSBAND: Okay, I'd get married again.
>WIFE: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)
>HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
>WIFE: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
>HUSBAND: Where else would we sleep?
>WIFE: Would you replace my pictures with hers?
>HUSBAND: That would seem like the proper thing to do.
>WIFE: Would she use my rig?
>HUSBAND: No, she'd need a smaller one.
>WIFE: - - - silence - - -
>HUSBAND: Shit.
>
Closing pin jewelry

[Jessica 0]

ROTFLMFAOPIMP!!!
Niiiiiice...heheheh

[flyhi 24]

1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL.
2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING.
3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL.
4. The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL.
5. The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS.
6. The sport of choice for corporate officers is GOLF.
CONCLUSION:
The higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.
Just take it one day at a time, like the drunks do.
flyhi

[flyhi 24]

See attached photo.
Just take it one day at a time, like the drunks do.
flyhi

[skymama 37]

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving
>each
>other the silent treatment. The next week, the man realized that he
>would
>need his wife to wake him at 5:00 am for an early morning business
>flight to
>Chicago. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (AND
>LOSE), he
>wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 am.
>
>The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was
>9:00 am and that he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to
>go and
>see why his wife hadn't woken him when he noticed a piece of paper
>by the
>bed.
>
>The paper said, "It ' s 5:00 am. Wake up."
>
>(MEN JUST AREN'T EQUIPPED FOR THESE SORT OF CONTESTS)
Andrea
The brave may not live forever, but the timid may not live at all.