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[AggieDave 6]

Check your PM...sent a URL to my server.
"I'll take Famous Titties for 400..."

[Kris 0]

Dave, buddy! You have to hook me up on that URL!
Please!
Kris

[Iflyme 0]

Use to have an Orb Weaver (big spider with beautiful web) in one corner of the house, and my brothers and I used to catch flys and toss them in the web, then watch out "pet" spider suck the life outta them,,, just have a big dog and two "not too friendly" cats now.

[riggerrob 643]

Three cats: Demi, Angel and Red Bluff.
Demi strode into our apartment one Saturday morning when I was to laden with gearbag, helmet bag, etc. Asked girlfriend to "handle the cat." Next thing I knew, she was feeding canned salmon to this teenaged cat. She has unusual facial coloring, half brown and half black, so we named her "Demi" (french for "half").
After three weeks, Demi was getting bored, tearing sofa, etc., so we adopted a tiny kitten and named her "Angel." Angel was such a fierce kitten, pouncing on Demi's tail. Angel matured into the most gentle, loving cat with grey tiger stripes.
"Red Bluff' adopted us when we were moving from Perris to Snohomish. I was exhausted from driving a rented 28' truck all day. When we stopped at a motel in the town of Red Bluff, California, there were stray cats in the parking lot. I left them a little dry cat food, then closed the door. Next thing we knew, this kitten was meowing loudly at our door for ten minutes straight. When we finally let her in, she was covered in fleas. Somehow I remembered where the cat shampoo was and we washed hundreds of fleas off her! Disgusting! Doubt if she would have survived the week. Red Bluff has been a fierce kitten for three years now, only recently mellowing. Under all that fur, she is still skinny as a rail.

[Slappie 9]

Cat Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray this cushy life to keep
I pray for toys that look like mice,
and sofa cushions, soft and nice.
I pray for gourmet kitty snacks,
and someone nice to scratch my back.
For windowsills all warm and bright,
for shadows to explore at night.
I pray I'll always stay real cool,
and keep the secret feline rule.
To NEVER tell a human that,
The world is really ruled by CATS!
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