Billy 0 #1 February 23, 2002 Otay I'm bummed and pissed,,, was really lookin forward to getting my 100th jump on Sunday,, AARRGHH!!! Now it looks like no plane,, so the hole weeekend is shot to hell,, so I ran to the store ta get some beer and I see flashing lights in my mirror,,got pulled over by a cop ,, had a couple beers watchin the Olympics and it's like.. FUC$!! 6 pack on the seat next to me,, and I'm thinkin,, Valerina is so cute!! So License and registration, proof of insurance,, To the cop.. "Hay Dude what's up??"... "Ya got no tail lights.." and in my most honest voice I said,, "That bites! No shit??" He laughed an then he ran my license,, I stashed the beer and then Kitty gave him a few kisses,, " Goin far??" "No Sir,, just down the hill ta home" ,, then he let me go,, Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pammi 0 #2 February 24, 2002 How many beers was that??? LOL! Lucky dog...What does Valerina have to do with the story, and who is Kitty??Closing pin jewelry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #3 February 24, 2002 Hey Billy did ya happen to catch my cop story under Pet Peeves? check it out dude and count your blessings!muahhhhIt only takes a little pixie dust...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #4 February 25, 2002 you may not have jumped that weekend but you sure as hell lucked out. that cop could taken all your jumpo money away with one dui! smile and count that $$(as you hand it to manifest)getting high is fun, but coming down is the best partJT Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Billy 0 #5 February 25, 2002 <What does Valerina have to do with the story, and who is Kitty??>>OK OK it was 3 beers,, and Val just happened to pop into my head when I was gettin pulled over,, I don't know why,, maybe cuz I was thinkin I may lose my driving privs,,or maybe cuz she's just plain cute,,,, Kitty is my red healer,, the cop was obviously a dog lover,, and ya bbarnhouse I did,, LOL!!Man I bet that was totally fucked up eh!! You Gals Rock!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iflyme 0 #6 February 25, 2002 It'd be awful to waste those J/Ts on the officers ... After 3 FREE jumps a couple of years back, I got clocked going a little fast on the way home, and ended up getting a $126 ticket. So much for the free jumps... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #7 February 26, 2002 Yeah Billy it was FU cause I'm 5' 7 and only 120 on a good day. Damn Trooper had me on the ground eatin' California road dirt. One thing I will say the guns were intimidating, but hell I jump out of friggin airplanes! Bet none of those "good old boys" have done that and that's what I kept thinking as that gun was in my back. Funny thing is I am about as dangerous looking as Queen Elizabeth. by the time I reached Eloy I was in quite a state, but it provided a good story and another reason to buy beer! The benevolentdoc gets pulled over by Chips.......what's this....no Eric Estrada.....?? LMAOIt only takes a little pixie dust...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
