harro 0 #1 February 27, 2002 A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.The next week, the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight to Chicago. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (AND LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:oo AM.The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and that he had missed his flight.Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It ' s 5:00 AM. Wake up."Freemind, freesky, freebeer, freefly, freesex Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rhino 0 #2 February 27, 2002 Why did the pervert cross the road??He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.Blue Skies and Smooth Rides!! http://www.aahit.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #3 February 27, 2002 a chicken and an egg were laying in bed one eveningthe chicken had just lit up a smokethe egg rolls over away from the chicken and saysguess that answers that question!!!!!!!this space for rent........ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
