If only I was a post whore...

[Jabeln79 0]

I would post a pointless post so i could hit 200 posts.
Well this is obviously pointless posting so i must Boast
I have hit 200 hundred posts so this must be the most,
Posts that I have ever hit. SO lets celebrate with a Toast.
A beer for all to to enjoy for my feat of 200 posts.
Blue Skies
Joe
"When they say jump you say how high" RATM

[Jessica 0]

Author! Author!
*raising beer glass*

[Beachbum 0]

I did this one for an overly optimistic neighbor ...
We're the mighty cowboys ... our offense moves the ball ...
Our defense stops the other team ... our kickers beat them all ...
But that's just on this arcade game ... we wish it was for real ...
We know it’s back to normal ... when we actually take the field
Our offense it will suck again ... the ball moves the wrong way ..
Our defense just flat won’t exist ... they’ve gone to church to pray ..
Our kickers kick their own damned shins ... we might as well desist ...
And special teams, well they’re a treat .. for the other team, that is ..
But wait until next year comes round .... much better we will be ...
Our draft picks they should help a lot ... they’ll suit us to a tee ..
We’ll draft one guy to get our stash .. and keep him out of jail ..
But if he gets there anyway .. old JJ has the bail ..
Or we might try a different way .. free agents we could get ..
Safe passage for our stash might be .. to ride on the team jet ..
The writers they say that we’re close .. and getting so much better ..
But if they were on high school teams .. most of these guys wouldn’t letter ..
Good players, they want out of here .. with JJ they will plea ..
Please just let us go our ways .. to anywhere we’ll flee ..
The fans they don’t want us to leave .. it’s really not a sin ..
To want to go to a decent team .. where we might actually win ..
A real coach sure would help our cause .. and keep us all in line ..
And maybe play a season through .. without a major fine ..
But JJ has to interfere .. and stick his nose right in ..
No decent coach puts up with that .. they’ll not come work for him ..
Where are the days of Staubauch .. and good old Danny White ..
We wish that they were not so old .. they’d surely help our plight ..
Old Tom was not Lombardi .. but still a damned good coach ..
We wish they’d never sold the team .. to JJ, he’s a roach ..
The traditions of Drew Pearson .. Dandy Don and Bobby Hayes ..
And of Newhouse and Don Renfro .. we surely miss those days ..
Calvin Hill and Tony Hill .. oh, the offenses we’ve had ..
But now-a-days the offense .. well, at best, it is just bad ..
And the defenses with Lilly .. Randy White, Jeffcoat and Pugh ..
They look at the Cowboys now .. they’re glad that they are thru ..
Harvey Martin and Gene Lockhart .. Lee Roy Jordan, oh the glory ..
Such great defenses way back then .. that’s no longer the story ..
If those guys were here now .. hate to hear just what they’d say ..
We’ve brought dishonor to the team .. for which they used to play ..
They see enormous payrolls .. and can’t imagine why ..
Its such small player effort .. that all those millions buy ..
We’re so happy now to be this way .. those old guys must be fools ..
They played for hard for oh so little .. those teams paid like schools ..
If it’s effort that they want to see .. well then they ought to rank ..
How hard we drive our Porsches .. taking our checks to the bank ..

Yes, we’re the mighty cowboys .. at least we were, way back ..
We hope to be again, someday .. there’s so much that we lack ..
We hold our heads up, anyway .. and maybe shed a tear ..
Cause we know we’re the cowboys .. and we’ll suck again next year ..

[skymedic 0]

I will gladly buy you a beer for that post my friend...just give me a few more weeks...
marc
BSBD

[AggieDave 6]

Good poem! "Daa Boys..." Someday, the Cowboys will be back, someday (when JJ is gone).
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