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Vallerina

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Against my better judgement, I decided to have a few drinks last night (I'm trying to quit for a couple of weeks so that I can look good in a bathing suit when I go to AZ.) It was a special occassion, though: my brother, who I rarely drink with, was in town and ready to hit the bars. I drove to the bars, and for some reason, parked in their parking lot instead of my usual spot. I had a few too many to drive home, so I crashed at his friends' hotel room. I went to fetch my car this morning, and it's not there!!!! They had towed just about every car out of the lot, including mine! Now, I have no car, no way of getting to it, and I barely have the $100 to get my car back. Alcohol is pure evil.
"Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes." Oscar Wilde

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If it makes you feel better, I had my car towed in NYC once. It was $175 and I had to pick it up in Brooklyn. Then, and this is classic, before I could take it, I had to pay the parking ticket, another $60. I love New York!
Look on the bright side; without money to buy demon rum, you are going to look so hot lying on the beach in Arizona.
Just take it one day at a time, like the drunks do.
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without money to buy demon rum,


It's more like the sweet sweet Bud Light I'll have to sacrifice for the next few. That, and all the food I can't afford now, I'll lose tons of weight (which is great, since I heard that Coolidge has a hot tub!!!)
You guys are right, though. It could be worse, so I don't have much room for complaining (but, I guess since I'm stuck without a car, I don't have much else to do.)
"Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes." Oscar Wilde

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I have lived in AZ my whole life and can safely say that there are no beaches here. Just heat, dirt, and the best skydiving weather anywhere. Unless everybody has been playing some kind of trick on me.
"Death smiles upon everybody, all a man can do is smile back"
~Jason

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val,
ya don't want to go to az anyways..it's way to hot there...and if you add hot and hottie you get bad things... ya should just come back here to northern florida/alabama/mississippi and jump at gold coast........ sorry to hear about your car, that sux!!!! now, if ya need any ideas on how to get revenge on the bar that towed your car...let me know..there are some good ways.........lol

"up my noooossseee"- wingnut, at first euro dz.com boogie

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He he! I've got 4-day weekends every week this semster, so I'll probably travel somewhere south again before it's over! But Indiana's where it's at, baby!!!!!
My day has gotten a little better-I received a $44 check and my friend will come pick me up at 3:30. No drinking tonight for me!
"Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes." Oscar Wilde

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Awww...thanks guys! I will be in Eloy two weeks from today! Then, I'll probably hit Coolidge that Sat. and Sun, and then I'll jump at Eloy the following Friday. So, if anyone's out there then, make sure to say "hello" to me!
New Orleans....bars as far as the eye can see! You are spoiled! Nice weather, kick ass city, awesome dz. That's it! I'm moving!
"Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes." Oscar Wilde

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Well that just pisses me off!!
A hottie like Val,, an I just miss her,, an Easter Boogie and I bet all the jumpers will be the way overloaded types with thongs,, not cuza the chute size but cuza the Ass Thong ratio!!! Forget the Swoop comp!! Weekend started out so well too,, 2:0:0,, beer,, beer,,,....

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i'm with frank on this one..... indiana is not wherer it's at.....ohio is!!!! ahhh i love my home state...two top of the line dz's with fast airplanes, great people, and that is also where 99% of my wuffo friends live.(well and my parents too)... i'll be back there in 2 years....man then i'll have to deal with our friends to the west....the indianaian....they are a crazy bunch.....lol....

"up my noooossseee"- wingnut, at first euro dz.com boogie

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You guys are too nice! Yesterday kinda sucked, but today is much better. I have my car again, my brother isn't mad at me, and I even had enough money left over after the whole fiasco to make a jump today!
No, I wasn't being serious with my "Indiana rocks" comment (that's why I'm getting outta here and heading to AZ!!!!) But, we've still got a couple of cool things to offer (including the crazies that you don't like, Dominatrix Dave!)
"Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes." Oscar Wilde

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glad to hear it all worked out val.......... have fun on your trip to az!!!! post lots of stories...if any involve nudity please include pictures (no guys please) and if no pictures a good discription will work....... and give EVERYONE a spank for me,"dominatrix dave". ;) :S

"up my noooossseee"- wingnut, at first euro dz.com boogie

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