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chicken

I think I was called that when I decided to try to creeper surf across Skydive Houston's tennis court!?!?? Hmmm I hate being called a chicken I just may have to drive 5 hours to DIE! under a canopy and reserve that are too small for me!! Hell Ernie wouldn't let me jump something that small anyways!! :P
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We'll I met her down at Murphy's Restaurant
she said she was fresh from the farm.
I remember thinking for a blue eyed girl
she she was packed pretty well armed.
We sat there talking by the lobster tank
I ordered her some fish and chips.
And when they brought Salisbury steak I said
How'd you like living like this...
"So I made her the queen of my double wide trailer with the polyester curtains and the redwood deck."

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There isn't a pond in Dallas. Well they have one on the other side of a fence with a big badass bull. I guess I could ditch it in the pond strip the rig into the mud and dive for the fence before the bull gored me to death? Sounds like a plan to me!!
NOT! I wanna live to jump again. Becuase if the bull didn't kill me TequilaGirl would for trashin her rig in the mud and bull droppings....
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Let's see...Derek, Cyndi, sis, cyndi's boy toy has an account but has never posted, Susan has an account (I think) but as never posted, and myself. I don't know about anyone else.
btw slappie....I might be able to talk wonderboy into bringing out the J4

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It's the stuff of legends baby, the stuff of LEGENDS.

True. In ten years, you'll be saying:
So, I was taking a creeper out of a 747 at 35,000 feet, with no cut in engine speed. Ya know, it is all about the placement of the creeper wheels in the slipstream. Then the naked women I was with funnelled my exit when their boobies inverted, and......
The shit will never end. :D
Justin

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