bbarnhouse 0 #51 February 22, 2002 I dunno couldn't see the front of the suit......well the back either......maybe she lost her bottoms? It only takes a little pixie dust...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kmcguffee 0 #52 February 22, 2002 How about handicapped people parking in our spots!! Hate that!! :) (sorry, don't know how to do all the little yeller faces) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hooked 0 #53 February 22, 2002 "Maybe it was a large suit but just looked small on her"Still laughing over this one!!!!!!!!!!!J Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #54 February 22, 2002 Oh boy! Now I'm not actually advocating special parking for pregnant women....I said that I was big enough to burn diesel and had difficulty negotiating in 3 feet of snow. Course the snow plow didn't appreciate having to dig my butt out of the snow when I fell.......and the tow truck popped a wheely but hey I was really BIG! LOLIt only takes a little pixie dust...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #55 February 22, 2002 I don't know how to point you in the right direction but wherever the FAQ thingy is has all the info on making faces and quoting stuff anfd making links..............I got spring fever.........I can't come in today..............Seb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Divadiver 0 #56 February 22, 2002 What about those little old ladies who apparently don't know what personal space is . . . ever been standing in line at a check out and have one not so gently run her cart up on you?? Uhh, excuse me while I remove that cart from my arse!Diva Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #57 February 22, 2002 People who don't have a fkn clue. That's a big time pet peeve, that applies in many many places, i.e. on the highway, driving in general, the herd of fat chicks blocking walkways at the mall/wal-mart, stupid people who insist that their opinion is right no matter what...Ohhh, the list could go on..."I'll take Famous Titties for 400..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #58 February 22, 2002 Cigarette smoke and body odor are my two biggest peeves. Then, I'll add in slow drivers; people who chew with their mouths open; fat, ugly men who complain about how unattractive fat women are (take a look at that gut of yours, buddy!); and finally, blue skies all week while I'm working, and then rain on the weekend when I want to skydive.AndreaThe brave may not live forever, but the timid may not live at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #59 February 22, 2002 "I know I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing" -- SocratesI got spring fever.........I can't come in today..............Seb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #60 February 22, 2002 People with really cool jobs that get to do fun stuff like drink beer at work...Oh.. wait a minute... *looks at Sam Adams on desk*... shutting up now.... pull and flare,lisa--What would Scooby Doo? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #61 February 22, 2002 People that drink at work and rub it in to people who can't........Lisa I am furious at you for telling me that............j/k...I am so thirsty for some air and some cold beer.........I got spring fever.........I can't come in today..............Seb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #62 February 22, 2002 Oh what about the folks that don't brush their teeth....YIKES!Or the whoofo that asks "what's a little lady like you doin' in a man's sport"? Give Me A BreakIt only takes a little pixie dust...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #63 February 22, 2002 Quote Or the whoofo that asks "what's a little lady like you doin' in a man's sport"? LOL! Yeah, and then when you ask them if they want to give it a try, they come up with every excuse in the world why they can't. I just smile and walk away and think, "pussy"!AndreaThe brave may not live forever, but the timid may not live at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #64 February 22, 2002 Pet Peeves.Spam -- Spiced Ham from Hormel. It's just icky.Email Spam -- junk emailPager Spam -- really annoying at 2:30 in the morning folks!Fax Spam -- I -thought- that was illegal, but I still get it.Voicemail Spam -- I now get it regularly at workTelephone Spam -- I almost never actually answer the phone at home any more. I screen all my calls.Junk mail in regular mail -- Hey, why isn't private mail free? Why don't we jack up the price of junk mail?I don't like SPAM!Ok, here's the deal.There's some totally clueless freekin' jiffies out there that are actually responding to this crap. That's why they keep sending it to us. If NOBODY EVER responded, then it would finally be obvious that it doesn't work as a marketing technique and we'd be rid of it.BUT SOME ASSHOLE KEEPS RESPONDING!We need to find and flog this person.quadehttp://futurecam.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #65 February 22, 2002 Next time tell the guy "So I can pick up chicks..." I'm sure the conversation will probably stop..."I'll take Famous Titties for 400..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #66 February 22, 2002 ROTFLMAO! I'll have to try that sometime!AndreaThe brave may not live forever, but the timid may not live at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diverdriver 7 #67 February 22, 2002 Pulling up on the ramp and then seeing the jumpers begin to stroll down to load the plane.Taking more than 2 minutes to load.Not counting how many people are standing there to get on the load then trying to load too many people on.Talking to me about where the jumprun should be after I've already turned the green light on. I mean really, you just now want to let me know what you want?Chris SchindlerD-19012ATP/CFII Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #68 February 22, 2002 Truth be told the last time it happened, with a straight face I said;" Actually I just had a sex change" You should have seen the look! and......SPAM is stuff posing as meat!.....ewwwwwIt only takes a little pixie dust...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ShortBus 0 #69 February 22, 2002 I've gotta say that people acting like idiots on the road really get under my skin i.e speeding up to pass you only to slow back down or going the speed limit in the fast lane then when you ride their bumper they dont understand that means MOVE!!!! i did alot of driving this summer and ive noticed the two most common vehicles people drive like asses in are #1 Ford Focus #2 any type of mini van. Also what really gets me fired up is when people talk down at me because im only 16 oh man that really gets me all pissed for instance i went out to dinner one night with my lady friend it was a semi nice restaraunt and the Food was just dog chow im talking my fish was undercooked and smelled like they just plucked it out of the river and her pasta wasnt even cooked all the way the noodles were still brittle push come to show i go talk to the manager nice and normal and she looks at me with one her these "oh your just a dumb kid looking for a free meal" kinda looks needless to say i caused a scean because of it and i left with a smile on my face =) Yeah thats definatley number 1 getting treated like a little kid. Never happened at the dz though everyone is real cool, actually now that i think about it every skydiver i've met so far has been really cool to me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #70 February 22, 2002 QuotePulling up on the ramp and then seeing the jumpers begin to stroll down to load the plane.Taking more than 2 minutes to load.Amen Brother.............Get on the plane! Get on the plane!Get outta the plane! Get outta the Plane!I got spring fever.........I can't come in today..............Seb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #71 February 22, 2002 How about the 15 minute call that goes to a now call and it's only been 5 minutes since the 15?It only takes a little pixie dust...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #72 February 22, 2002 Or a 15 minute call that lasts nearly 30 minutes..."I'll take Famous Titties for 400..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #73 February 22, 2002 Pilots that are dicks about giving go arounds.........I got spring fever.........I can't come in today..............Seb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #74 February 22, 2002 Adults who whine! I can't stand that. Especially since I grew up in the whining capital of the world...New York."I am a victim of my environment."Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallingILweenie 0 #75 February 22, 2002 Political correctness. Holy shit, i hate it.Like fat, ugly chicks who insist they are pretty because everyone is beautiful. No, i'm sorry, beauty is subjective and you are not beautiful. Its my opinion, i am entitled to it, and if you dont like it, don't ask for it.blue skiesTomas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites