SpeedRacer 1 #251 February 27, 2002 People who smoke where they're clearly not allowed to...because they're pussies who are too damn weak to go without a cigarette for a few minutes.C'mon already! It's just a fucking paper tube stuffed with leaves! Get a grip! "Waaah! Waaaah! I HAVE to smoke a cigarette RIGHT NOW!"whoever thought this bizarre shit up anyway?? "OH I'm bored. I think I'll roll up some poisonous leaves in a piece of paper, set fire to one end, & suck up the smoke through the other! Yeah, that sounds like a great idea!" Speed Racer"Fill your hand, you son-of-a-bitch!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #252 February 27, 2002 "Yeah, that sounds like a great idea!" Hey...we have AIDS because someone fucked a monkey..... I think Syphillis came from sheep......Man kind has had worse ideas....."I only have a C license, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #253 February 27, 2002 Sounds like mushrooms. Who started eating them? There are lots of kinds that are totally poisonous. Did they sit around eating different kinds and laughing at the suckers that died? "Nope. Not the little shiny ones. Next." Come on, it is FUNGUS! Eat some real food, damnit! Justin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymedic 0 #254 February 27, 2002 At least in Chicago it seams that it isn't tail gating, it is more protecting your space....marcBSBD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nws01 0 #255 February 27, 2002 "Sounds like mushrooms. Who started eating them?"Especially the one's in cow shit! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #256 February 27, 2002 bob newhart does a skit (it's real old) on the origins of smoking. if you've never heard his standup stuff you should try to find it. this particular one is what he thought would happen if they had phones back in the days of sir walter raleigh, and the bit was one side of a phone conversation between him and the british-east india company with him explaining tobacco to them. priceless!! "Jumping out of planes for the thrill of it all."-J.Geils Band Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #257 February 27, 2002 the one that gets me is the toad licking. who the hell thought it would be cool to scare a toad and then lick it? what do these people do all day? "Jumping out of planes for the thrill of it all."-J.Geils Band Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #258 February 27, 2002 "what do these people do all day?"If you lived a primitive life in a jungle....you might have some strange ideas too..."I only have a C license, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #259 February 27, 2002 QuoteIf you lived a primitive life in a jungle....you might have some strange ideas tooAlthough the chicks walk around with out shirts...you've seen National Geographic, right? How bad can that be, maybe that could go for the prmitive life at the DZ..."Wait...are you selling Penis Mighters?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #260 February 27, 2002 "Although the chicks walk around with out shirts"Hmmmmmmm....*thinking of moving to jungle* "I only have a C license, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #261 February 27, 2002 Quote"Yeah, that sounds like a great idea!" Hey...we have AIDS because someone fucked a monkey..... I think Syphillis came from sheep......Man kind has had worse ideas.....Along this line of thinking, did you ever wonder who the person was that discovered milk from a cow? Do you think this person was some kind of pervert? "Hmmm, those look interesting maybe I'll pull on them a little....look at this, white liquid, I wonder what it tastes like?""I am a victim of my environment."Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #262 February 27, 2002 "I wonder what it tastes like?"Ever seen "Me Myself & Irene" I love that when he sneeks up and gets a little snack. Then has a milk mustache afterwards. I thought my spleen was gonna fall out I laughed so hard! "I only have a C license, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airdrew20012001 0 #263 February 27, 2002 Quote People who drive in the left lane doing the speed limit. Damn - drive faster!!! amen to that!Drewfus McDoofus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #264 February 27, 2002 Now comm'on boobie lovers......if you really look at those gals in the jungle.....why their boobies are hanging all the way down to their navel! Don't you know that gals are paying good money to keep those things perky and big enough to have a tea party on? LMAO What's with the folks in Boston using the brake down lane as an additonal traffic lane anyway? Hell I would get a nice citation from the owl lovin',tree humpin' traffic cop if I tried that here. OH WAIT! HANDCUFFS! ROFLIt only takes a little pixie dust...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #265 February 27, 2002 "why their boobies are hanging all the way down to their navel!"Yeah...but we still have to look!!! "I only have a C license, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JDBoston 0 #266 February 27, 2002 You wanna talk Boston? How about the way people make left handed turns onto into traffic around here: edge out slowly until you're blocking the oncoming traffic in the near lane completely, then wait for someone in the far lane to stop and let you turn left into it. This usually takes about 5 minutes. That and the pedestrians, don't even get me started on the pedestrians around here. Or the bicyclists.Joe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
homer 0 #267 February 27, 2002 What's a pet peeve? Just joking Mine has to do with the customers at work, so if you don't deal cards in a casino like I do, then you wouldn't understand. sorryThe things you regret most in life are the risks you didn't take. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #268 February 27, 2002 Sure we understand Homer.....if they lose it's YOUR fault!It only takes a little pixie dust...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #269 February 27, 2002 How about going out to dinner and someone has brought their child into the restaurant and the thing is just balling it's head off and the folks pretend like they don't notice everyone else in the place cringing with each scream. Take you kid outside please...............Sebazz............ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
homer 0 #270 February 27, 2002 Its never my fault! just because I shuffle the loaf doesn't mean it's my fault. It's always the person who cut the card or third base for taking the bust card. IT'S NEVER THE DEALERS FAULT THAT YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY CARDS!!!!!!!The things you regret most in life are the risks you didn't take. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #271 February 27, 2002 Umm Homer...that was my point.It only takes a little pixie dust...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
homer 0 #272 February 27, 2002 sorry i get a little defensive sometimes. please forgive me.The things you regret most in life are the risks you didn't take. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #273 February 27, 2002 No problem Homer.......it's all good! How are things in the tri-cities anyway? It only takes a little pixie dust...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
homer 0 #274 February 27, 2002 There good why? you asking my out for a sunset heads down jump or something? They could be even better if you were hereThe things you regret most in life are the risks you didn't take. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #275 February 27, 2002 Cute Homer! TBH I'm old enough to be your Momma!:P~~~~~~~~It only takes a little pixie dust...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
