TequilaGirl 0 #1 February 28, 2002 Please Help Our Country!The President of the United States, George W. Bush, has asked that Americansand Canadians unite together in a common cause to root out terrorists hiding in ourcommunity.Since the Taliban cannot stand nudity and consider it a sin to see a nakedwoman that is nottheir wife, on Saturday afternoon at 2:00 PM Eastern, all North Americanwomen are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhoodterrorists.Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this antiterroristeffort. All men should position themselves in lawn chairs in front of your house to proveyou think it's OK to see other women nude.Since they do not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side isfurther proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.Names and addresses of non-participants should be sent to CIA Headquarters, Langley, Virginia.The United States of America appreciates your efforts to root out terroristsand applauds your effort. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diverdriver 7 #2 February 28, 2002 [america the beautiful playing] I love patriotism. I am so proud to be an American and my mom is from Canada. [needle scratching vinyl record] Wait. My mom walking around naked in the neighborhood. Oh bad thought!! Bad thought!!! Get out of my head!!!!Geeez, thanks a lot!Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #3 February 28, 2002 hmmm, if one of the first naked women you pictured was your mom, i think you may have issues. i was picturing these twins i used to work with... mmmmm, naked hottie twins! "Jumping out of planes for the thrill of it all."-J.Geils Band Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diverdriver 7 #4 February 28, 2002 Um, ok, I hate explaining jokes but before I get labeled with something.......The post talked about Americans and Canadians.....now follow....I'm a patriot....with me so far.....and my mom is from Canada......that's where the joke is......get it?.....connection?....he he, ha ha? Oh nevermind. Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #5 February 28, 2002 I could settle with a 6 pack watching naked women walk round for an hour. You shouldn't put a knife in the toaster - but you're an adult now !!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
