For Clay

[TequilaGirl 0]

Please Help Our Country!

The President of the United States, George W. Bush, has asked that Americans
and Canadians
unite together in a common cause to root out terrorists hiding in our
community.

Since the Taliban cannot stand nudity and consider it a sin to see a naked
woman that is not
their wife, on Saturday afternoon at 2:00 PM Eastern, all North American
women are asked to
walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood
terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this antiterrorist
effort. All men
should position themselves in lawn chairs in front of your house to prove
you think it's OK
to see other women nude.

Since they do not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is
further proof of your
anti-Taliban sentiment.

Names and addresses of non-participants should be sent to
CIA Headquarters, Langley, Virginia.

The United States of America appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists
and applauds
your effort.

[diverdriver 7]

[america the beautiful playing] I love patriotism. I am so proud to be an American and my mom is from Canada. [needle scratching vinyl record] Wait. My mom walking around naked in the neighborhood. Oh bad thought!! Bad thought!!! Get out of my head!!!!
Geeez, thanks a lot!
Chris

[kingbunky 3]

hmmm, if one of the first naked women you pictured was your mom, i think you may have issues. i was picturing these twins i used to work with... mmmmm, naked hottie twins!
"Jumping out of planes for the thrill of it all."
-J.Geils Band

[diverdriver 7]

Um, ok, I hate explaining jokes but before I get labeled with something.......
The post talked about Americans and Canadians.....now follow....I'm a patriot....with me so far.....and my mom is from Canada......that's where the joke is......get it?.....connection?....he he, ha ha? Oh nevermind.
Chris

[SkydiveMonkey 0]

I could settle with a 6 pack watching naked women walk round for an hour.
You shouldn't put a knife in the toaster - but you're an adult now !!!

[freeflir29 0]

THAT is the kind of patriotism we need more of in this country!!! "I only have a C license, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay

[kingbunky 3]

i'm canadian, but i think we need to participate as well, keep the whole continent safe .
"Jumping out of planes for the thrill of it all."
-J.Geils Band

[TEB6363 0]

Hey, how about all the female skydivers go nude Saturday so they don't mis out. What the hell, female students too:::OK, Canopy is Open, No Traffic Around, .. Why are these "Extra" Lines Draping Down??, Damn!

[freeflir29 0]

"how about all the female skydivers go nude Saturday so they don't mis out"
All in favor say Aye!!
AYE!!!!!!!! "I only have a C license, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay

[nacmacfeegle 0]

Aye!!