Paul McCartney...

[Jessica 0]

...is touring. My heart is full of joy.

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[Jonno5 0]

Ahh yes....now if only he was accompanied by a troope of unmarried Phillipino belly dancers.

[Jessica 0]

I think his new backup band is composed of former swimsuit models. With prosthetic leg. And big ole rocks on the engagement-ring hand.
No matter! Paul will pick me from the audience and whisk me back to his leather-free hotel room, where we will enjoy wine and tofu-based cheese while have deep discussions on the absurdities of life.
Damn it, why haven't they started selling tickets yet?

[Jonno5 0]

Whereas in the old days it would have been for a right royal shagging....how times have changed!!

[Jessica 0]

Well, I'd be down with that...but he's kind of old. I don't want to put any pressure on him.

[freeflir29 0]

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but he's kind of old

"A 60 year old man's big, beautiful balls. I just wanted to lick em!"-Adam Sandler

"I only have a C license, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay

[Jonno5 0]

Hmmm so just a little gentle side to side action maybe??

[SkydiveMonkey 0]

I thought he was dead.
You shouldn't put a knife in the toaster - but you're an adult now !!!

[Jessica 0]

Best McCartney song EVER:
Why don't we do it in the road?
No one will be watching us.
Why don't we do it in the road?

[freeflir29 0]

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Why don't we do it in the road?

Is that an invitation. Sorry....I'm exciteable these days...."I only have a C license, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay

[Jonno5 0]

Is this related to your idea of a road trip??????

[Jessica 0]

Do you don't you want me to make you?
I'm coming down fast but don't let me break you
Tell me tell me, c'mon, tell me the answer
I may be a lover but I ain't no dancer
-- P. McCartney

[flyhi 24]

She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah
She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah
She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah
And with a love like that,
you know it can't be wrong
-Paul McCartney and John Lennon
That's right, it took two of them to write that one. Sheer genius, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just take it one day at a time, like the drunks do.
flyhi

[jfields 0]

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De do do do, de da da da
Is all I want to say to you
De do do do, de da da da

Yeah, like this was rocket science. Thank you, Sting.
Justin

[Iflyme 0]

Ah yes, the former Beatle ... I'd give one of Clay's boobies for a ticket to ride to that show! Best band ever!!!

[nws01 0]

Yesterday...
All my troubles seemed so far away.
But know I know...
they're here to stay.
Oh I believe in yesterday.
Suddenly,
I'm not half the man I used to be.
Because she cut off
My Pee Pee
Oh I'm sorry. John Wayne Bobbit sang that.

[lummy 4]

Ahhh. but I thought John Lennon wrote Helter Skelter
Still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest....

[Jessica 0]

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but I thought John Lennon wrote Helter Skelter

INCORRECT.
Tho it does have a Lennon/McCartney credit. But then, they all did.

[lummy 4]

hmmm..... I seem to remember a lot of them being listed as writeen by John, or written by Paul. Especially the Blue and Red albums.......
Oh well, it's been a long while since I looked, I'm sure you're right
Still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest....

[Jessica 0]

Red and blue? Are you sure you're not talking about your medication?

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I'm sure you're right

Good man.

[MrHixxx 0]

Celebrity death match: Paul McCartney and GWAR.
xxx, Hixxx
"Sous ma tub, Dr. Suess ma tub"

[nws01 0]

Didn't Manson write Helter Skelter. Or was it just a song about him. I like U2's version.
Nathan

[nws01 0]

Whe you get to the bottom
You go back to the top
of the slide then you turn
and you go for a ride
Then you get to the bottom
And you'll see me again.

[lummy 4]

U2 did a version too? Never heard it. I do like Motley Crue's version. Then again, I also like d their version of Anarchy in the UK too
Jessica,
The Red & Blue albums were a double album each of their greatest hits. The red was 1960-1966 and the Blue was the rest. Doesn't beat having the White, Or Abbey Road but if you wanted 12 album to get all the old stuff, the red was the way to go
Still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest....

[SkydiveMonkey 0]

Need to introduce some good tunes :
Day after day your home life's a wreck
The powers that be just
Breathe down your neck
You get no respect
You get no relief
You gotta speak up
And yell out your piece
So back off your rules
Back off your jive
Cause I'm sick of not living
To stay alive
Leave me alone
I'm not asking a lot
I just don't want to be controlled
That's all I want
All I want
How many times is it gonna take
Till someone around you hears what you say
You've tried being cool
You feel like a lie
You've played by their rules
Now it's their turn to try
So back off your rules
Back off your jive
Cause I'm sick of not living
To stay alive
Leave me alone
I'm not asking a lot
I just don't want to be controlled
That's all I want
All I want
I said it before
I'll say it again
If you could just listen
Then it might make sense
You shouldn't put a knife in the toaster - but you're an adult now !!!