Skydiving A to Z

[StevieBoy 0]

found a dictionary on SKYDIVING,
one of best entries:
Acccelrated freefall:
A program of instruction in which the skydiver novice begins his training with freefall, moving rapidly toward relative work skills, poverty, and divorce.
another one springs to mind (cant think why clay)
C license
Skydivers holding the USPA C license have advanced beyond the B license requirements, & can do all sorts of stuff, only they don't have thier D license yet, so they're not that hot.
Theres some funnt stuff in here.
All quotes from:
Bill FitzSimons
"Skydiving's a source, it'll change your life, swear to God"

[kingbunky 3]

sounds funny as hell, where is it?
"Jumping out of planes for the thrill of it all."
-J.Geils Band

[apoil 0]

I liked the definition of the "gold wings"
something like:
The award given for the completion of 1000 skydives. This tiny brass pin costs approximately $35,000.

[StevieBoy 0]

Its a great read, one of the best pictures is EXIT followed closley by SPOT,
ROFLMAO!!!
gets me every time I read it, cant think where the book is at the mo but when I find it i'll post the details.
"Skydiving's a source, it'll change your life, swear to God"

[StevieBoy 0]

FOUND IT
Dictionary for the Novice, the Sky God, & Miscellaneous followers of the sport.
Written & Illustrated by Bill FitzSimons
Bandit Books
P.O. Box 11721
Winston-Salem
NC 27106
Sky-div'ing (ski'div'ing)
n. A modern sport that involves parties, bragging, sexual excesses, the imbibing of large quantities of beer, and, on rare occasions, parachuting from aircraft.
"Skydiving's a source, it'll change your life, swear to God"

[freeflir29 0]

Quote

cant think why clay

Thats me!!!! "I only have a C license, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay