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Things Drop Zone taught me about skydiving:
1) Tracking is for sissies.
2) Cool jumpers purposely wrap people who piss them off.
3) Making a really obvious cut in a cutaway will cause a mal followed by reserve container lock.
4) It's possible to chop, dive down to you buddy with a mal, and hand feed his reserve pilot chute.
5) Pulling a reserve on the ground will wank the jumper off of his feet.
6) Everybody does a 4-way for their first jump.
7) Go ahead and board the plane with you leg straps off.
Edit: College boy can't count.
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Brian
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