Hilarious phone call..had to share

[Pammi 0]

This is just probably the weirdest call I've gotten, but funny as hell, so decided to share.
I'm at work, and the phone rings:
"**** (name of work)"
"This is Robert. So you want me to come over and massage your feet?"
"What?!"
....silence
"This is ***** (name again)"
...silence
"Oh. I'm so embarrassed."
"Well, you could come massage my feet if you *want* to.*laughing*"
"*laugh* Well, I guess you know now that I massage my bosses feet."
"Uh, yeah."
"I suppose I could come massage your feet.... but I think we're probably a little far away. I detect a bit of an accent. I'm in California."
"Yup, too far. I'm in Oklahoma."
"Do you have pretty feet?"
A customer walks in about this time and is looking at me oddly.
"Well, yeah, I suppose that would depend on who's looking at them..." (thinking..okay, maybe this ISN'T a wrong number...this is leaning a bit towards a random fetish phone call...)
"Yeah, I guess so. I bet they are pretty, though..."
"Yeah, it's too bad your lunch hour sounds busy already. Well, I gotta go!"
Damn, shoulda got his number...coulda made for interesting work days! LOL!
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[skycat 0]

How come I never get phone calls like that, mine are always this machine is down that server is doing odd things. Maybe I'll post a sign on my door saying if you want something done and quickly, massage my feet!!!

[skybytch 273]

ROFL!! I've gotten some interesting phone calls at work but never one quite that good...
pull and flare,
lisa
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Mondays suck

[SkydiveMonkey 0]

Oh-kay then ..
You shouldn't put a knife in the toaster - but you're an adult now !!!

[Magistr8 0]

When I use to work for att I took a phone call one time. This customer could not use a computer for the life of him, I mean doesn't knwo if the monitor is on, was using the mouse as an accelerator for need for speed I mean dumb. Anyways this guy just started to loosed it and he was deleting all the files off of his computer. When he rebooted guess what? Oh no OS. Good job that's what you get for not listining to the techs.
Who ever said comming down from a high was bad obviously never tried this.
Magistr8

[AggieDave 6]

I did internet Tech Support for 3 years, but I never got a call quite like that one, Pammi, that's really funn.
"Give me one ping and one ping only..."

[homer 0]

I had some chick call me asking if I was happy with my long distance. You know the usual call that you would normally be hanging up on about now. Well I thought she had a nice voice so I listened and I don't exactly remember when the subject changed, but a half hour later we were still talking. We talked about everything form the TV show that was on to me being in the military and about her sweet acsent. If all phone soleciter calls would end like that one, I might stop checking my collar ID.
Have you seen my baseball?

[PhillyKev 0]

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I might stop checking my collar ID

Does it have your name and your masters name on it? You should keep a record of your rabies shots on there too.
cielos azules y cerveza fría
-Kevin

[Pammi 0]

LOL Homer! So nothing came of it..not even a phone number from her??
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[homer 0]

Does it have your name and your masters name on it? You should keep a record of your rabies shots on there too.
What the hells that supposed to mean?
Pammi- no things didn't work out between us. It ended after out 30 minute fling Different states and the fact that she had a boyfriend didn't help any
Have you seen my baseball?

[SpeedRacer 1]

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Does it have your name and your masters name on it? You should keep a record of your rabies shots on there too.
What the hells that supposed to mean?

"collar" ID homer??? it doesn't work if you have to explain it....
Speed Racer
"Fill your hand, you son-of-a-bitch!"

[n2skdvn 0]

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What the hells that supposed to mean?

well look at your post

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I might stop checking my "collar" ID

spell check natzi's are watching you
dont let your mind wander.....its to little to be left alone......

[homer 0]

As the british would say piss off. hooked on phonics didn't work for me that and the DZ.com spell check needs a major up date on its dictionary.
Have you seen my baseball?

[ADRNALN 0]

I am so embarrassed. I was sitting here at work a bit bored and I decided to do a little fetish fishing on the phone. How embarrassing is that, I was talking to Pammi and did not even know it. Oh, my face is red!

[jtval 0]

i got a silimar phone cal the other day. there was a korean on the other end saying something about spaghetti soup and saying her nipples were sewn on backwards. (well thats what i think she said...i dont speak hungul)
getting high is fun, but coming down is the best part
JT

[Pammi 0]

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I am so embarrassed. I was sitting here at work a bit bored and I decided to do a little fetish fishing on the phone. How embarrassing is that, I was talking to Pammi and did not even know it. Oh, my face is red!

Well then call back silly! I wasn't done, a customer came in! I have other fetishes of my own!
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[n2skdvn 0]

whats the number ill call !!!!
dont let your mind wander.....its to little to be left alone......

[Pammi 0]

Hey, I meant to ask you..where are you from in Kansas?? Moved recently, or some time ago?
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[prost 0]

lmfao
William

[Billy 0]

Pammi,, Homer,, Good for you,,
Had one call yesterday and the Guy says:
"I'm Calling about your magazine subsciption.."
Before he can finish,, an me being the cautios,, curious fellow I am I ask " an which magazine would that be??"
and he being the typical telemarketer say's " I'm sorry I don't have access to that information.."
an me being the typical prick.. " then what the fuck you calling me for!! Get a real job ya scum bag loser!!" I hang up,, finish dinner and pop a cold one.. waiting patiently for my next call.... Ya gotta love those folks right,, and ya I will definately talk to the sweet sounding ladies as long as I can before they realize now I'm waisting there time...
Don't read this shit down here,, it's nonsense,,,

[homer 0]

THAT WAS YOU YOU INSENSITIVE PRICK [FLAIRING NOSTRINS] Just joking I'd have said the same thing but I know what they go through so I'm usually a nice guy and give them a breakBite Me

[freeflir29 0]

Damn Pammi.....Last time I called you gave me a lot more than that for my $3.99 a minute!!! "I only have a C license, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay

[homer 0]

How far would a little toe licking get me Bite Me

[Muenkel 0]

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I will definately talk to the sweet sounding ladies

Be careful to not make a date with those sweet sounding ladies. Years ago I used to listen to Howard Stern on the radio and I always pictured Robin Quivers as some hot California blonde. Boy was I surprised when I finally saw what she looked like.
Skydivers...they're just plain cool!
Chris

[Billy 0]

well if they wanna know I just send them Clay's pict, e-mail, and profile,, any luck yet Clay??
Don't read this shit down here,, it's nonsense,,,