Test for "REAL" men

[lummy 4]

Note for WOMEN: All "real men" answer "C" to all of these
questions. Knowing this, women will have come far in understanding men and
enriching their own lives if they carefully review the "C" answers.
1. Alien beings from a highly advanced society visit
the Earth, and you
are
the first human they encounter.
As a token of intergalactic friendship, they present
you with a small but incredibly sophisticated device that is capable of curing all disease,
providing an infinite supply of clean energy, wiping out hunger and poverty,
and permanently eliminating oppression and violence all over the entire Earth.
You decide to:
A. Present it to the President of the United States.
B. Present it to the Secretary General of the United Nations.
C. Take it apart.
2. As you grow older, what lost quality of your
youthful life do you miss
the most?
A. Innocence.
B. Idealism.
C. Cherry bombs.
3. When is it okay to kiss another male?
A. When you wish to display simple and pure affection without regard for narrow-minded social conventions.
B. When he is the Pope. (Not on the lips.)
C. When he is your brother and you are Al Pacino and
this is the only
really sportsman-like way to let him know that, for
business reasons, you
have to have him killed.
4. In your opinion, the ideal pet is:
A. A cat.
B. A dog.
C. A dog that eats cats.
5. You have been seeing a woman for several years.
She's attractive and intelligent, and you always enjoy being with her.
One leisurely Sunday afternoon the two of you are taking it easy. You're
watching a football game; she's reading the papers when she suddenly, out
of the clear blue sky, tells you that she thinks she really loves you,
but, she can no longer bear the uncertainty of not knowing where your
relationship is going. She says she's not asking whether you want to get
married; only whether you believe that you have some kind of future together.
What do you say?
A. That you sincerely believe the two of you do have a future, but you
don't want to rush it.
B. That although you also have strong feelings for her, you can not
honestly say that you'll be ready anytime soon to make a lasting
commitment, and you don't want to hurt her by holding out false
hope.
C. That you cannot believe the Broncos called a draw play on third and long
Make up your own ending,let me know just how you feel....

[SkydiveMonkey 0]

I got c,c,c,c,c. Does that mean I'm a "real" bloke, instead of just a bloke?
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila floor

[lummy 4]

nope, just means you're a Post HO for posting here :)
Make up your own ending,let me know just how you feel....

[nacmacfeegle 0]

wtf is a draw play?
Guess I'm just a virtual bloke .

[SkydiveMonkey 0]

I know I'm a post ho. I'm not in denial !!
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila floor

[lummy 4]

And that's the first step :)
Make up your own ending,let me know just how you feel....