North vs. South

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North vs South
A Southerner is having his breakfast (coffee, grits, biscuits, and jam)
when a Northerner chewing obnoxiously on gum sits down next to him.
The Southerner ignores the Northerner who, nevertheless, starts a
conversation.
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Northerner: "When you Southern people eat bread, do you  eat the whole
slice?" Southerner : Yep.
Northerner: (after blowing a huge bubble)
"We don't. Up North, we only eat what's inside.
The crusts, we collect in a container, recycle it, then
transform them into biscuits and send them to the South."
The Northerner has a smirk on his face.
The Southerner listens in silence.
The Northerner persists: "Do you eat jam with biscuits?"
Southerner: "Yep."
Northerner (cracking and smacking his gum between his  teeth and
chuckling):
"We don't. Up North after we eat fruit for breakfast,
we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers,
recycle them, transform them into jam,
and then send it down South.
Then the Southerner asks: "Y'all have sex up North?"
Northerner: "Why, of course we do," (as he pops another big bubble).
Southerner: "And what do y'all do with the condoms once ya use 'em?"
Northerner: "We throw them away, of course."
Southerner: We don't.
Down South we put 'em in a jar, recycle'em, melt 'em
down into bubble gum, and sell 'em to Yankees."
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WTF are 'grits'

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WTF are 'grits'

Grits are good. Just don't eat chitlins! They are nasty.
Justin

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WTF are chitlins.
Or are you just swearing at me???
oh yes and wtf are grits.

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After a quick search
Grits = Samp Mielies
Chitlins = Vark pens = gross
It's a small world

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Main Entry: chit·ter·lings
Variant(s): or chit·lins /'chit-l&nz/
Function: noun plural
Etymology: Middle English chiterling
Date: 13th century
: the intestines of hogs especially when prepared as food
Main Entry: grits
Pronunciation: 'grits
Function: noun plural but singular or plural in construction
Etymology: perhaps partly from 1grit, partly from dialect grit coarse meal, from Old English grytt; akin to Old English grEot
Date: 1579
: coarsely ground hulled grain; especially : ground hominy with the germ removed
That clear things up?
Justin

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Thanks mate.
Check the post above yours for the SA equivalent.

[jfields 0]

Vark pens sounds more gross than chitlins. I might have to use that the next time I refer to them. Justin

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Yuck yuck yuck