Dubya's brain

[SpeedRacer 1]

From March 7 Washington Post:
• Here's a vignette we're dying to see on the ABC broadcast of Sunday's Ford's Theatre Presidential Gala: When Stevie Wonder sat down at the keyboard center stage, President Bush in the front row got very excited. He smiled and started waving at Wonder, who understandably did not respond. After a moment Bush realized his mistake and slowly dropped the errant hand back to his lap. "I know I shouldn't have," a witness told us yesterday, "but I started laughing."
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Speed Racer
"Fill your hand, you son-of-a-bitch!"

[MrHixxx 0]

In the immortal words of the Warner Bros Buzzard character.
"Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, which way did he go George, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh"...
-Hixxx
"Sous ma tub, Dr. Suess ma tub"

[SpeedRacer 1]

"That boy's about as sharp as a bowling ball!"
-Foghorn Leghorn

Speed Racer
"Fill your hand, you son-of-a-bitch!"

[Haeloth 0]

[nomex]He can't be dumber than the people that voted for him ;-).[/nomex]
At least with the current system you get a president who is tall, has good hair and hires smart staff members. That is not the worst thing that could happen.(1)
I can imagine the "damage control party" that probably travels an hour after Dubya to prevent any permanent damage in relations with other countries. (They did a great job restoring the faith in the Yen btw.)
(1) Scott Adams 1997: The Dilbert future
- Platypus

[SkydiveMonkey 0]

They have restored faith in the Yen. So Japan is in recession atm.... He probably thinks recession is when it's cold and certain things get smaller
You shouldn't put a knife in the toaster - but you're an adult now !!!

[SpeedRacer 1]

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He can't be dumber than the people that voted for him

How dare you talk about our Supreme Court that way!!
Speed Racer
"Fill your hand, you son-of-a-bitch!"

[lummy 4]

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How dare you talk about our Supreme Court that way!!

MUHAHAHAHAHA..........
Make up your own ending,let me know just how you feel....

[AggieDave 6]

Ever think about what Gore would have done on 9/11? Scary, he probably would have been appologizing to the terrorists for having our buildings in the way.
"Give me one ping and one ping only..."

[SpeedRacer 1]

Bush and Cheney are having lunch at a diner near the White House. Cheney orders the "Heart-Healthy" salad. Bush leans over to the waitress and says, "Honey, could I have a quickie?"
She's horrified! She says, "Mr. President, I thought your administration would bring a new era of moral rectitude to the White House. Now I see I was wrong and I'm sorry I voted for you," and she marches off.
Cheney leans over and says, "George, I think it's pronounced 'QUICHE'."

Speed Racer
"Fill your hand, you son-of-a-bitch!"

[n2skdvn 0]

ROTFLMAO!!!! i still think he has balls kicked the taliban& al quaidas butt
It's not the fall that kills you, it'ssudden deceleration syndrome.

[freeflir29 0]

I'm assuming you guys loved Clinton/Gore.........Now there is something to laugh at..... The guy with the record for most crimes committed as a publicly elected official and no convictions!!!!
"I only have a C license, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay

[SpeedRacer 1]

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The guy with the record for most crimes committed as a publicly elected official and no convictions!!!!

Well, at least he WAS a publicly elected official!!
Speed Racer
"Fill your hand, you son-of-a-bitch!"

[Muenkel 0]

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Well, at least he WAS a publicly elected official!!

HOLD ME BACK!!!!!!!!!!! Repeat after me ELECTORAL COLLEGE.
Actually who gives a shit about you Gore losers. It's over, get over it.
Now, everyone skydive!!!!
Skydivers...they're just plain cool!
Chris

[skymedic 0]

Bush and CLintor were both publicly elected.......by the electoral college.....
marc
BSBD

[SpeedRacer 1]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! screw politicians, they're all fair game I say. & don't forget, Clinton also provided more material for America's comedy writers than any other publicly-elected official!!
What did Bill say when his wife got him boxers?
"They should warm my ankles nicely!"

Speed Racer
"Fill your hand, you son-of-a-bitch!"

[skymedic 0]

So true my friend...so true
marc
BSBD

[SpeedRacer 1]

OH and Monica Lewinsky would agree with you guys--she's switched over to the Republican party.
It seems that those Democrats just left a bad taste in her mouth......
Speed Racer
"Fill your hand, you son-of-a-bitch!"

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I'm assuming you guys loved Clinton/Gore.

Ya don't have to have liked Clinton or Gore to know that G.W. Bush isn't the brightest.
I don't know if anyone watched SNL last week, but the opener was spot on when they parodied his use of "Axis of Evil".
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[Haeloth 0]

Why is he called Dubya btw?
- I Fart In Your General Direction!

[SpeedRacer 1]

He's called George W. Bush to distinguish him from his Dad who is called just George Bush. Hence the nickname "Dubya"....Texan pronunciation of "W"
Speed Racer
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[AggieDave 6]

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G.W. Bush isn't the brightest

You're assuming too much. Did you go to a school that's as hard or has as much prestige as G.W. did? No, you didn't, that's not an easy school to attend. Did you turn the Texas Rangers around financially? Did you take Texas from a less then good state away from a liberal bitch and begin the process of reform? I'm going to guess no. You're mistaking his laid back country approach as a lack of intellegence, if you have, then I feel sorry for you. Since you have been influenced by the obviously liberal media and have no ability to actually form an opinion on fact by yourself.

"Give me one ping and one ping only..."

[nacmacfeegle 0]

Guessing:-
George W Bush
Dubya = W As opposed to his daddy George Bush
But WTF do I know, I'm not from round here.....
And I voted SNP last time so go figure....

[nacmacfeegle 0]

Darn it all Speedracer, ya beat me to it.....
Cya,
D

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. . . mistaking his laid back country approach as a lack of intelligence . . .

First off, you're assuming a little too much about me as well.
However, to the point raised in the quote above. No, it's not his laid back country approach that I'm seeing as a lack of intelligence. It's his demonstrated lack of knowledge of basic economics, world history, current affairs and international politics that I see as a lack of intelligence.
At the very least he should be smart enough to hire better speech writers, but for some reason unknown to me, he continues to use, not just poor analogies, but ones that enflame a large portion of the rest of the world.
Using the phrase "Axis of Evil" was at best, not the brightest thing G.W. Bush could have ever done.
During World War 2 there actually was an "Axis of Evil"; Germany, Italy and Japan. They actually conspired against the rest of the planet.
Iran and Iraq couldn't conspire against the rest of the planet because, well, first they're at war with each other. I defy anyone to make a logical and legitimate connection between either of those two nations and North Korea. They all have their own individual reasons for being against us but, these countries aren't conspiring together against us.
Further, by lumping North Korea in with the "Axis of Evil" G.W. Bush alienates China which further screws up relations with Taiwan. Neither one of which had anything whatsoever to do with the events of September 11.
G.W. Bush's statement was not only inaccurate, but irresponsible.
Please tell me how that demonstrates his intelligence.
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[nacmacfeegle 0]

"G.W. Bush's statement was not only inaccurate, but irresponsible."
Not the only time either.....