Gravitymaster 0 #1 March 15, 2002 Between the ages of 15 - 18 a woman is like China or Iran. Developing at a sizzling rate with a lot of potential but as yet still not free or open. Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around the fertile deltas. Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan. Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with countries with cash or cars. Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of its own beauty. Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina. She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and desirable place to visit. Maturing like their fine wines. Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq. She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary. Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada. Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid climate keeps people away. Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia. With a glorious and all conquering past but alas no future. After 70, they become Albania or Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there. The Geography of a Man ---------------------- Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like Germany or Holland. A strange landscape, but filled with beer and thoughts of dodgy porno movies. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #2 March 15, 2002 Yeay!! Funny..........Happy Friday..............."I know I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing" -- socrates Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #3 March 15, 2002 All true!!! "I only have a C license, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Schroeder 0 #4 March 15, 2002 nice"If I ventured in the slipstream; Between the via-ducts of your dreams.......could you find me?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #5 March 15, 2002 HAHAAHA LOL that was awsome!!I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TEB6363 0 #6 March 15, 2002 ROFLMAO...........:::OK, Canopy is Open, No Traffic Around, .. Why are these "Extra" Lines Draping Down??, Damn! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strynx 0 #7 March 15, 2002 LOL! nice one.P.L.U.R. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites