PalmettoTiger 1 #26 March 17, 2002 QuoteI'll have to chew my arm off in the morning so no one can identify who I am for parentity testingMight wanna rethink that PZ, if you leave the arm behind they'll have a good source of DNA for matching. Maybe just spank it dry for a few days in advance so you'll be shootin' blanks?PTigerI'm stepping through the doorAnd I'm floating in a most peculiar way Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #27 March 17, 2002 Quote*mental note - must not drink tequila when Chromey is in town*But you will receive lots of licker!- It's just a couple of broken vertebrea. Have some pain killers. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #28 March 17, 2002 That reminds me. I am opening up a new bar/casino. My sign out front is going to say...Liquor in the Front and Poker in the Rear! - It's just a couple of broken vertebrea. Have some pain killers. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #29 March 17, 2002 Yeah....with evidence like that and a description like "Young male, brown hair, green eyes, missing one arm, answers to Eric, Phree, and Are you my daddy?" would probally have me stoped before I could get more then 3 or 4 DZ's down the road.....I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend... ~3EB Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
prost 0 #30 March 17, 2002 I was one of those people. First load was fine, second got a little wet. I normally wouldn't have went but I have not been able to jump as much since I have been recalled to the Marine Corps.William Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magistr8 0 #31 March 17, 2002 you got laid today? Yes i'm jealous it has been a few months since I took the old boy out for a night on the town but i'm glad for you. Gonna grease the wheels so I can get back in the saddleWho ever said comming down from a high was bad obviously never tried this.Magistr8 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airann 1 #32 March 17, 2002 QuoteTo wake up with someone you are attracted to in your arms is the best feeling in the world. Next to sex and jumping out of airplanes! After seeing this particular post, and after some thought, I came up with this... I aint believeing this for one moment... This is Satanic proof enuff for me about old Chromeboy..Satan will go to extreme measures to lure the prey into web. Even acting as friends, or having an occasional warm fuzzy comment...There is no man alive that would actually say this without serious motives....Serious Motives include..EFS E=eatF=a. getting in bed with... b. possiblity of in bed with...c. future possiblity of in bed with....S= SkydiveThat is all I am saying, approach with extreme caution ....Ann ~ www.AirAnn.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #33 March 17, 2002 QuoteThat is all I am saying, approach with extreme caution ....Phew. Thanks for the reality check there Ann I figured he was full of it anyway... they usually are...pull and flare,lisa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #34 March 17, 2002 Quotethey usually are...How dare you evil wenches gang up on us sweet, thoughtful guys......"I only have a C license, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymedic 0 #35 March 17, 2002 QuotePhew. Thanks for the reality check there Ann ah but when ya got the tequilla flowing is there really a reality??? marcBSBD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LittleJumper 0 #36 March 17, 2002 "Gonna grease the wheels"umm...and what part of the anatomy would this be referring to? ; )What you "think" you cannot do ...you CAN if you "think" about it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #37 March 17, 2002 Bar in Davenport, Ia, has that. We have the tshirt. The Sports Page Bar, Liquor in the Front,,,,,Poker in the Rear....... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #38 March 17, 2002 I like the one from "Fred's Exotic Lounge" in Missoula Montana Better. "Montana...where the women are ugly and the sheep are dirty rotten sluts" I almost spit my beer out the first time I noticed that shirt hanging on the wall.....even has a picture of a pig in biker gear wrasslin a sheep. HILARIOUS!!!!"I only have a C license, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airann 1 #39 March 17, 2002 I have a license to drive - now look at my car!Daddy said it is just now getting painted .... Poot.......having a license doesnt mean anything, that is right- just cause the car should have been totaled is no reflection of my driving... What were you saying Clay....Ann ~ www.AirAnn.comOwner of recent pictures of Levin in RW suit.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #40 March 17, 2002 QuoteWhat were you saying Clay....I was just saying that you should post pics of your boobies! Share with your friends...."I only have a C license, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jumperpaula 0 #41 March 17, 2002 Trator! Fly Your Slot ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #42 March 18, 2002 QuoteTrator!Am not!!! I do not discriminate. I like all boobies equally. Ever since I saw the first pair....I pretty much decided that I wanted to see the rest of them as well....."I only have a C license, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airann 1 #43 March 18, 2002 Good lord... Paula where did you come from... That is just wrong... Did I mention that I have recent pictures of Levin in a RW suit... nice!! WhooHooooooBut Paula, you and I both know that the young single hot women of skydiving are just not ready for Levin- the sexy RW Levin.... It is just too damn scary! Ann ~ www.AirAnn.comOwner of recent pictures of Levin in RW suit.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jumperpaula 0 #44 March 18, 2002 Quote ....- the sexy RW Levin.... Things that make you go Hmmmmm......Fly Your Slot ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #45 March 18, 2002 Quotethe sexy RW LevinNahhh.....I prefer girls...."I only have a C license, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #46 March 18, 2002 QuoteThat is all I am saying, approach with extreme caution ....I just want to be loved...is that so wrong?- It's just a couple of broken vertebrea. Have some pain killers. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #47 March 18, 2002 Quoteis that so wrong?Only when it involves restraints, honey, and power tools. "I only have a C license, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airann 1 #48 March 18, 2002 Good Lord..... he does it AGAIN.....Oh no! ... I have foiled your dasterdly plan to take over the population of women skydivers..!!!Ann ~ www.AirAnn.comOwner of recent pictures of Levin in RW suit.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #49 March 18, 2002 QuoteI have foiled your dasterdly plan to take over the population of women skydivers..!!!AirAnn go away!!! There is no such plan!!!- It's just a couple of broken vertebrea. Have some pain killers. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #50 March 18, 2002 QuoteThere is no such plan!!!I am not aware of nor would I be disposed to discuss operation melons even if such an operation did in fact exist...."I only have a C license, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
