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AggieDave

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At a small airport terminal in Texas, three strangers awaiting
their shuttle flight start conversing about the recent world
events. The strangers were of varying cultures.

One was Native American. Another was a cowboy from Texas. The other person was a fanatical Arab Muslim. During their conversation, they began to discuss their cultural history.
The Native American stated, "Once my people were
many, now we are few."
The Muslim then chimed in and arrogantly said, The Muslim then chimed in and arrogantly said, "once my people were few and now we are many."
The Texas cowboy looked at the Muslim, shifted
the toothpick in his mouth and said with a shit eatin' grin,
"that's cause we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet."
"Give me one ping and one ping only..."

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