0
lummy

Do you believe this?

Recommended Posts

Actually, I think it was a plant. This is what really happened.......Monica wanted to be famous and she was told indirectly by the housekeeper's cousin's girlfriend's boyfriend's sister that Ms. Rodham wanted another child but didn't want to play romper room with "you-know-who" so she made him go to the dump I mean bank to give his "donation" to be used at a later date. Well when Monica learned of this she had one of her boyfriends in the CIA go on a recon mission at the "bank" to recover the vile of "hazerdous waste" and then she proceeded to microwave her dinner. In removing her dinner, she spilled some of the "hazerdous waste" on her dress which she then tried to get off with a bit of selzer. In all frustration she hung the dress in the closet to be taken to the cleaners later,and sat down to smoke a cigar......That's the true story as reported by Rodham' housekeeper's.......
It only takes a little pixie dust......

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote

if she was so hurt then why did she keep the dress ??

Memories. They're important to us chicks. Why every so often I pull out one of my ex's t-shirts and sleep with it.
I can't believe I just told you that. I gotta quit drinking and posting...
pull and flare,
lisa

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
And see, we know all this is true because we can directly connect with Monica within the 6 degrees......
It MUST be true....
And Lisa, I am hoping that the shirt has at least been thru the wash, right?
Where's the pub when you need it????
I'm not talking about your pig tails, I'm talking about your sex appeal.... hit the road and I'm gone....

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote

Where's the pub when you need it


No shit man! I could use some Pub time. Wednesday is actually one of the worst days in the week for me with Pub time, Mon and Tues being perfect...BUT it's nice to have something fun to look forward to on Hump-Day.
It was said that Monica wore a thong, to be frank, I think anything Monica wore would look like a thong...that girl's got some fall rate...
"I don't want to destroy your sweater, lets be friends and just walk away..."

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
No kidding Dave.... I did try Slappy's site but it gave me an error. Didn't try a traight IRC connection tho since it's not installed on this computer.
P.s. Dave, thanks for the Dizzy tip :) I'm loving it. Question tho, would you happen to know a Jazz rendition of amazing grace? Somethin I've always wanted to do as soon as I pick an instrument back up.....
I'm not talking about your pig tails, I'm talking about your sex appeal.... hit the road and I'm gone....

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
I've played a couple fairly cool versions of Amazing Grace, but alas, they weren't recorded. They were both off the cuff of me, another trumpet and our piano player just messing around while the band was putting up after a gig. The crowd loved it, though. :)One of my favorite versions of Amazing Grace in a semi-jazz context is a DCI recording of the Phantom Regiment playing it. Very cool. :)"I don't want to destroy your sweater, lets be friends and just walk away..."

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Strike that, I just found a handfull of different recordings, mostly Blue Grass, though. Let me get my hands on them (downloading now) and I'll let you know if I find a cool one. :)"I don't want to destroy your sweater, lets be friends and just walk away..."

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

0