lummy 4 #1 March 20, 2002 SENIOR ADS As seen in the Seniors Section in Florida, Arizona and Southern California newspapers: FOXY LADY: Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'-4" (used to be 5' 6"), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching white shoes and belt a plus. LONG-TERM COMMITMENT: Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem. SERENITY NOW: I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation. If you are the silent type, let's get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times. WINNING SMILE: Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flossiere to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy. BEATLES OR STONES ? I still like to rock, to cruise in my Corvette on Saturday nights and to play the air guitar. If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let's get together and listen to my collection of eight-track tapes. MEMORIES: I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads together. MINT CONDITION: Male, 1925, low mileage, some hair, many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves. Doesn't run but walks well.I'm not talking about your pig tails, I'm talking about your sex appeal.... hit the road and I'm gone.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #2 March 20, 2002 LOL Is that what we have to look forward to?A little lavedar haired lady doing the gravel shuffel? HummmI guess it all Depends..........:P~~~~~~~It only takes a little pixie dust...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #3 March 20, 2002 I can see it now..."Hey Mama, Why doncha take out your teeth n crawl up on papa's lap?"I'm not talking about your pig tails, I'm talking about your sex appeal.... hit the road and I'm gone.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #4 March 20, 2002 Oh gummy the popcicles. (Sorry bad word play) LOLIt only takes a little pixie dust...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #5 March 20, 2002 ehhhh...... What's that???????hold on, lemme put my hearing aid in....What'd you say?I'm not talking about your pig tails, I'm talking about your sex appeal.... hit the road and I'm gone.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #6 March 20, 2002 Hon you are daydreaming again........My name is not Ivana Humpalot, can't you at least follow directions? Insert here....damn he can't hear, can't see and his mind is going....thank God for Viagra.......It only takes a little pixie dust...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #7 March 20, 2002 Zzz...... z..... snort!!!....Ivana???? Why I remember in 1942 when I first met Ivana......Those were the good old days... Zzzz.......zzzzzz.....I'm not talking about your pig tails, I'm talking about your sex appeal.... hit the road and I'm gone.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #8 March 20, 2002 Alota who?It only takes a little pixie dust...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #9 March 20, 2002 Where's my Geritol????speaking of, someone gave me Exlax and Centrum as a B-day gift..... The F'ers...... I know when their b-day is too.... How much does a walker cost?I'm not talking about your pig tails, I'm talking about your sex appeal.... hit the road and I'm gone.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #10 March 20, 2002 Walkers cost a buck two-fifty. Geritol? Exlax? What kind of cheap friends do you have? Fleet is the only way to go dude......when you care enough to give the very best!It only takes a little pixie dust...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
