airann 1 #1 March 21, 2002 I was sitting here minding my own business when, ....Levins cat Oscar was sitting in the garage on a piece of carpet with an Aggie Dave looking kitten.... So I put her in her nursery... (my garden bathroom.....)We talked for a while and we discussed her boobies, and the one little cat...... I decided that ... she is a total skeamer.... Those are USED boobies and that Aggie Dave kitten couldnt have done all that........She told me something I couldnt understand it but it made me go back to the garage where I ripped it to shreads and found 2 black ones I white one and a gray one =4.What was that all about - why 4 in a nice and cosy place and then have Aggie Dave right out in the cold on a old piece of carpet. Strange......Anyway... I got the Jackson Five over here and on Labor Day Levin Jackson will have 5 kittens to give as really cool presents to great skydivers who love all kinds of animals and will show warmth and compasion to killer kitties. In addition they will not be afraid of DOGS, big or small or smaller or tiny ones. (I accidently said I had to have a black Pomeranian from Mississippi - on the 11th) Weeeellll... what am I suposed to do... a 12 step program? I cant help it ... My Dad said if a hippopotumus showed up I would let him in.Mark your calandars - Labor day kittens who are adorable. And NOT afraid of Dogs.The Mother is a different story one that Levin loves to tell over and over. Seems Skeet wanted to know what the big fuss was last time she had the kitties in my bathroom.... he came in and couldnt back up fast enough or turn around, he is a big dog... So Oscar did a four point paw plant on his juglar vein and chest. She was stuck there by her claws for a minute.Skeet was not amused....OneTwoAnn ~ www.AirAnn.comOwner of recent pictures of Levin in RW suit.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #2 March 21, 2002 Telling us about your pussy fetish? You have five pussies at your house and one is laid out on the carpet?Don't tease us... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #3 March 21, 2002 "Well....my Mom says that if I want to be a lesbian I have to lick carpet." *steadily licking living room floor*-Cartman"I only have a C license, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycat 0 #4 March 21, 2002 oh oh oh oh oh....I want the grey one.....I wanted a grey one then I got pissy looking kitty instead cause I couldn't wait and wanted a kitty right now.Oh maybe I need to ask the other residents of my house. Hmmm...Foxy would say hell no one red fuzz ball is enough, and I think Mem is liking the only kitty gig, with this big brown puppy to play with.Pookie Bear will you get me the the gray one? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pammi 0 #5 March 21, 2002 I'll take the Pom! I have determined that now that we have two dogs, a fat cat, and an old cat, that now we 'need' a little dog :) Shhh...don't tell Merrick Something new! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airann 1 #6 March 21, 2002 I swear they will not be afraid of giant dogs or medium dogs or small dogs or TINY dogs.....Did I mention a new guy on the 11th,... gotta go get him in Miss. How far is that? Well anyway, its the one Levin wants. A Pomeranian, But everyone has to match and they accidnently had a black and white one....Now what... I have a Olav ZipsTer, ..... and a Flea Flyer.... and their bodyguard Skeet....names, names, names...... dz is taken, swoop is taken, Foxey is taken, ........How about Otter? or PUD2, Rook?, Jim Satan? FlyBoy? Levin? Stevie? Ann ~ www.AirAnn.comOwner of recent pictures of Levin in RW suit.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #7 March 21, 2002 If I had an all-black cat I would name it "Hook-turn"Speed Racer"Fill your hand, you son-of-a-bitch!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hooknswoop 19 #8 March 21, 2002 For some strange reason, Ann doesn't seem to think I would make a good pet owner...........Hook Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheMarshMan1 0 #9 March 21, 2002 QuoteHow about Toggle? "If I could be like that, I would give anything, just to live one day, in those shoes..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycat 0 #10 March 21, 2002 Ann you are going to need a bigger house. Lets see I have Texas Foxy Lady (yep that is her whole name to bad she is a mutt) Fox for short and Kat Springs Memnocks My Game (yep he is a registered persian, but I call him Memnock the Devil kitty due to that evil look he always has) Mem for short and I want a grey one so I can call it Grey Skies, sky for short. I also have a name for my next dog, Dakota Dreaming and just call her kota. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycat 0 #11 March 21, 2002 you are improving my leaps and bounds every weekend, you already have pouring the 50lb bag of dog food into the big pail down, next you will be actually taking it from the pail and into the dog dish, who knows where after that maybe filling the water dish. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airann 1 #12 March 21, 2002 Chromie- I have Oscar and her Jackson 5.Sister cat, (the only girl) who is an Oscar offspring from 7.11.02Monster & Target who were at 5 days old were floating down a ditch, neighbors knew I was Animal Woman... brought them in an empty check book box and presented me with them. I forced them to Live and 17 others that spring.That makes 9 cats, 5 are kittens less than one day old, One is Levins cat, 2 are my part time cats, usually holidays, and One is Flea and ZipsTer's cat. So I realy only have 1 house cat, inside 1/3 dayand Levins outside cat.SkeetFlea Flyer &Olav ZipsTerand on the 11th The new Guy. (freeflyer same as Olav)Everyone is black and white, except Sister who is a shade of gray. And everyone has purple collars.Ann ~ www.AirAnn.comOwner of recent pictures of Levin in RW suit.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airann 1 #13 March 21, 2002 Derek, YOU can NOT have any kitties.....Levin has already said they look like space balls and that is just wrong. He wanted me to take Flea Flyer out on just a leash... no rig. Now he likes him and wants me to take Olav ZipsTer out on just a leash. He says fall rate would be perfect. Kittens DO NOT base jump, I dont care what you say!!! you say..... puppies and bunnies, puppies and bunnies.... What no Kitties? That is a sign.Ann ~ www.AirAnn.comOwner of recent pictures of Levin in RW suit.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ChromeBoy 0 #14 March 21, 2002 Thanks for clearing that up Ann.Love ya! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Sebazz1 2 #15 March 21, 2002 One word: CATAPULTSebazz......... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Levin 0 #16 March 21, 2002 QuoteHe wanted me to take Flea Flyer out on just a leash... no rigdon't forget to use a choker chain so you don't loose em on opening. ;0) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Levin 0 #17 March 21, 2002 QuoteIf I had an all-black cat I would name it "Hook-turn"if had a black cat i would name it black cat. if i second one that would be black cat #2. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airann 1 #18 March 21, 2002 GASP!!!!!I thought you said nobody read any of this shyt.That did it ... I am not talking to you for 5 minutes.Ann ~ www.AirAnn.comOwner of recent pictures of Levin in RW suit.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Sebazz1 2 #19 March 21, 2002 QuoteOne word: CATAPULTOr: KittypultSebazz......... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airann 1 #20 March 21, 2002 Just LOOK at these guys!!!!!!!!!!Not you Derek..... they likely dont have 9 base jumps/lives in them.... They are not to be used for wind indicators....they do not taste like Chicken ....Jackson 5The grey ones are always bad ass with funny attitudes.My grey one -Sister- is sharp and loves to play with tandem rubberbands and pull up cords.Ann ~ www.AirAnn.comOwner of recent pictures of Levin in RW suit.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites n2skdvn 0 #21 March 21, 2002 QuoteOr: Kittypultok...PULL!!!!if ya can't dodge it RAM IT !!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Sebazz1 2 #22 March 21, 2002 Sorry those are cute......Sebazz......... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AggieDave 6 #23 March 21, 2002 They are cute.../me is an animal lover and has a soft spot for cats and kittens. "ahhhhoo...the little guy hasn't done anything yet and you know its going to be good..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Sebazz1 2 #24 March 21, 2002 Quoteok...PULL!!!! FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!........J/kI used to not be fond of cats but my mind has changed over the years. I really do like them now.........All animals actually. More so than a lot o people I know.......lol.....To much resposability for me to have any pets right now........Sebazz......... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airann 1 #25 March 21, 2002 OMG- did you see the one named Aggie Dave?That grey one is huge...Ann ~ www.AirAnn.comOwner of recent pictures of Levin in RW suit.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. 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airann 1 #12 March 21, 2002 Chromie- I have Oscar and her Jackson 5.Sister cat, (the only girl) who is an Oscar offspring from 7.11.02Monster & Target who were at 5 days old were floating down a ditch, neighbors knew I was Animal Woman... brought them in an empty check book box and presented me with them. I forced them to Live and 17 others that spring.That makes 9 cats, 5 are kittens less than one day old, One is Levins cat, 2 are my part time cats, usually holidays, and One is Flea and ZipsTer's cat. So I realy only have 1 house cat, inside 1/3 dayand Levins outside cat.SkeetFlea Flyer &Olav ZipsTerand on the 11th The new Guy. (freeflyer same as Olav)Everyone is black and white, except Sister who is a shade of gray. And everyone has purple collars.Ann ~ www.AirAnn.comOwner of recent pictures of Levin in RW suit.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airann 1 #13 March 21, 2002 Derek, YOU can NOT have any kitties.....Levin has already said they look like space balls and that is just wrong. He wanted me to take Flea Flyer out on just a leash... no rig. Now he likes him and wants me to take Olav ZipsTer out on just a leash. He says fall rate would be perfect. Kittens DO NOT base jump, I dont care what you say!!! you say..... puppies and bunnies, puppies and bunnies.... What no Kitties? That is a sign.Ann ~ www.AirAnn.comOwner of recent pictures of Levin in RW suit.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #14 March 21, 2002 Thanks for clearing that up Ann.Love ya! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #15 March 21, 2002 One word: CATAPULTSebazz......... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Levin 0 #16 March 21, 2002 QuoteHe wanted me to take Flea Flyer out on just a leash... no rigdon't forget to use a choker chain so you don't loose em on opening. ;0) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Levin 0 #17 March 21, 2002 QuoteIf I had an all-black cat I would name it "Hook-turn"if had a black cat i would name it black cat. if i second one that would be black cat #2. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airann 1 #18 March 21, 2002 GASP!!!!!I thought you said nobody read any of this shyt.That did it ... I am not talking to you for 5 minutes.Ann ~ www.AirAnn.comOwner of recent pictures of Levin in RW suit.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #19 March 21, 2002 QuoteOne word: CATAPULTOr: KittypultSebazz......... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airann 1 #20 March 21, 2002 Just LOOK at these guys!!!!!!!!!!Not you Derek..... they likely dont have 9 base jumps/lives in them.... They are not to be used for wind indicators....they do not taste like Chicken ....Jackson 5The grey ones are always bad ass with funny attitudes.My grey one -Sister- is sharp and loves to play with tandem rubberbands and pull up cords.Ann ~ www.AirAnn.comOwner of recent pictures of Levin in RW suit.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #21 March 21, 2002 QuoteOr: Kittypultok...PULL!!!!if ya can't dodge it RAM IT !!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #22 March 21, 2002 Sorry those are cute......Sebazz......... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #23 March 21, 2002 They are cute.../me is an animal lover and has a soft spot for cats and kittens. "ahhhhoo...the little guy hasn't done anything yet and you know its going to be good..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #24 March 21, 2002 Quoteok...PULL!!!! FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!........J/kI used to not be fond of cats but my mind has changed over the years. I really do like them now.........All animals actually. More so than a lot o people I know.......lol.....To much resposability for me to have any pets right now........Sebazz......... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airann 1 #25 March 21, 2002 OMG- did you see the one named Aggie Dave?That grey one is huge...Ann ~ www.AirAnn.comOwner of recent pictures of Levin in RW suit.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
