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AndyMan

Renaissance Men?

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A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.
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Woo hoo... done all but the plan an invasion, write a sonnet, and die gallantly parts!
Anyone know of a small county/country that needs invaded? :)I REFUSE to write a wussy sonnet... a manly sonnet is right before the die gallantly thing...
I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend... ~3EB

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change a diaper
Check
plan an invasion
Check
butcher a hog
Check
conn a ship
Check
design a building
Check
write a sonnet
Check
balance accounts
Check
build a wall
Check
set a bone
Never tried...*shrug*
comfort the dying
Haven't done this either, but I probably could
take orders
Check
give orders
Check
cooperate
Check
act alone
Check
solve equations
Check
analyze a new problem
Check
pitch manure
Check
program a computer
Check
cook a tasty meal
Check
fight efficiently
Check
die gallantly
Don't know yet, I guess...we'll see when the time comes
Cool, well, I feel better about myself now :)And to set the record straight, to write a good sonnet, you have to be intelligent, this is not something that is easy, actually.
"ahhhhoo...the little guy hasn't done anything yet and you know its going to be good..."

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change a diaper: check
plan an invasion: nope
butcher a hog: fast and bloody, baby!
conn a ship: whew! I thought he was gonna ask me to sail one!
design a building: nope
write a sonnet: check "there once was a man from nantucket..."
balance accounts: cheque
build a wall: check
set a bone: "CRUNCH". um.... check!
comfort the dying: sadly.
take orders: well, I try.
give orders: check
cooperate: check
act alone: check
solve equations: check
analyze a new problem: check
pitch manure: check (I'm ALWAYS talking...)
program a computer: checksum
cook a tasty meal: like the best of em
fight efficiently: is scrappy efficiently?
die gallantly: um... nope.
So some day I'll design a building, and die valiently while invading a small country.
_Am
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i can check most of those things too. but one thing that was left out was most important. a real man should be able to change the subject without blinking an eyecheck....boobies!
getting high is fun, but coming down is the best part
JT

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change a diaper: check
plan an invasion: check
butcher a hog: check
conn a ship: check
design a building:check
write a sonnet: What's a sonnet(i have a microbiology degree)
balance accounts: check
build a wall: check
set a bone: umm...yes..
comfort the dying: I am.and I do this very well
take orders: Yup..but not as well as the bytch
give orders: check
cooperate: check
act alone: check
solve equations: check and then some
analyze a new problem: check
pitch manure: check Grew up on a farm in southern IL
program a computer: umm...NO
cook a tasty meal: I worked in a firehouse for the last 9yrs...so DUH!!!!
fight efficiently: a little too
die gallantly: Workin on this one...NOT!!!
marc
BSBD

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damn, i lcky if i can tie my shoes in the morning....
actually got most of those down or could do em..... but fuck the die galantly one..i'm gona die an old man in my bed...... or as a young man headfirst on my motorcycle....which ever comes first..and as it works out i'm getting older every day so the motorcycle thing i think is out.....

"i may not go to heven, i hope you go to hell"-C.C.

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