bbarnhouse 0 #1 March 22, 2002 ·FUN THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR· Wave hands wildly at invisible flies buzzing around your head.· Make racecar noises when anyone gets on or off.· Crack open your briefcase and while peering inside ask: “Got enough air in there?”· Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.· When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.· Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.· Stare grinning at another passenger for awhile, and then announce: “ I’ve got new socks on.”· When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: “ Oh, not now…. Motion sickness.”· Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.· Frown and mutter “gotta go, gotta go” then sigh and say “oops!”· Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.· Walk on with a cooler that says “human head” on the side.· Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce “You’re one of THEM!” and move to a far corner of the elevator.· Draw a little square in the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is you “personal space”· If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler, “Bad touch”· While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, “hide it …quick!” then whistle innocently.Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.It only takes a little pixie dust...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #2 March 22, 2002 I ALMOST did some of these yesterday.....I'm not talking about your pig tails, I'm talking about your sex appeal.... hit the road and I'm gone.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #3 March 22, 2002 If some of your jump buddies work in the same building, get in there and "launch" a poised exit from the door when it opens into the lobby, turn some points, do 180s and track away... It would be even better if you did it wearing your RW suits..."ahhhhoo...the little guy hasn't done anything yet and you know its going to be good..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #4 March 22, 2002 ROFLMAO! Excellent! haahhaaaaaa he scores!It only takes a little pixie dust...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #5 March 22, 2002 Jumping on AggieDaves bandwagon. How about yelling DOOR every time it opens. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #6 March 22, 2002 If you're only going up a couple floors, tell the people in the elevator that you're only doing a hop-n-pop..."ahhhhoo...the little guy hasn't done anything yet and you know its going to be good..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #7 March 22, 2002 Oh yeah that works too! Kudos to Chrome now check your damn email!It only takes a little pixie dust...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #8 March 22, 2002 I got it. I was thinking the red light message thing instead. Sorry. I replied. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #9 March 22, 2002 Get a room you two :)I'm not talking about your pig tails, I'm talking about your sex appeal.... hit the road and I'm gone.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #10 March 22, 2002 Lummy if i get a room we could make it a three way!:P~~~~~~~~BBIt only takes a little pixie dust...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #11 March 22, 2002 I want the other person to be a girl. Besides, Lummy runs around in a square all day so he probably has more stamina than me. I only run two miles a day! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #12 March 22, 2002 Shawing!It only takes a little pixie dust...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #13 March 22, 2002 I'm in!!! as long as I don't have to type :)I'm not talking about your pig tails, I'm talking about your sex appeal.... hit the road and I'm gone....And look who's talking, I haven't seen Chromie stop dancing yet Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymedic 0 #14 March 22, 2002 I used to wait till be brought the patients into the elevator..then I'd start jumping up and down behind there head and scaring the shit outta em.....good fun.....marcBSBD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #15 March 22, 2002 LMAO....ok medic how about escorting someone and saying.....don't worry the Dr has only killed one today?j/kIt only takes a little pixie dust...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #16 March 22, 2002 HILARIOUS!! These were so good I had to email 'em out to some peeps. ROFLMAO!still giggling wildly,SisCan you Trip like I do? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymedic 0 #17 March 22, 2002 No....it's usualy when they say..."dont drop me"...and I go.....Hey I only drop people on days ending in Y.....marcBSBD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
prost 0 #18 March 23, 2002 Ask people what floor they want when they get on the elevator and then hold your hand out for a tip when they get off. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #19 March 23, 2002 Girl, based on your recent posts... you have got to join us at Happy Hour next week!!! pull and flare,lisa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #20 March 23, 2002 You bet I will!It only takes a little pixie dust...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #21 March 23, 2002 I could go for some Happy Hour love right now, actually...man, I have to wait a whole week? Damn..."ahhhhoo...the little guy hasn't done anything yet and you know its going to be good..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #22 March 23, 2002 Quoteman, I have to wait a whole week? Damn...I know Dave.. I feel the same way... while great fun, somehow the TalkBack forum pales in comparison... pull and flare,lisa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #23 March 23, 2002 I agree we need to have more chat, or at least IM..............what do you say HH?It only takes a little pixie dust...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #24 March 23, 2002 I'm around on IM, AggieDave02, although that sucks compared to Happy Hour, since you can't group chat."ahhhhoo...the little guy hasn't done anything yet and you know its going to be good..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #25 March 23, 2002 Could always setup another IRC room..... Not like it's hard. The only challenge would be the web usersI'm not talking about your pig tails, I'm talking about your sex appeal.... hit the road and I'm gone.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
