lummy 4 #26 March 22, 2002 and believe me, the offer is worth it :)I'm not talking about your pig tails, I'm talking about your sex appeal.... hit the road and I'm gone.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #27 March 22, 2002 QuoteOh great....I'm a goldfish cracker.Could be worse, you could be a twirly cookie (wafer) ... oh wait... mmmm..... twirly cookies (wafers).... [drool]Never argue with stupid people.They just drag you down 2 their level & beat you with experience Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #28 March 22, 2002 Does that mean Perry is a chunk of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream? Or an Ekrich sausage? Oh god the fumes from the lawnmower have gotten to me!! SisCan you Trip like I do? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #29 March 22, 2002 Oh yeah, I can't get over noticing how those sausages look like really big you know whats. I know what you're thinking and NO - I SO DO NOT want to go there, but it just amazes me when I am sleepy at 5 AM and go to get a Dr. Pepper and I see what I think is you know what in my refrigerator! Then I remember, oh wait, THAT is taking his morning shower! Turn 90 degrees right, feel for bathroom door, now open eyes!! AHHH the real thing, that's better. I never knew I could be a morning person...but lo and behold....heheSisCan you Trip like I do? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #30 March 22, 2002 I am SO going to be in trouble over all this...say your goodbyes while you still can folks, because I will be lucky to be alive at five am tomorrow!! LOLSisCan you Trip like I do? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #31 March 22, 2002 I must have gotten ya'll good on that one, because so far nobody has anything to say!! YEA!! When you can make dz.com speechless, you're on the right track. Or else you should be in a mental institution...in any case I'm nutzo I admit it.SisCan you Trip like I do? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #32 March 22, 2002 I'd still fuck you Freaksis? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #33 March 22, 2002 LOL Oh boy. I"ve done it now. heheSisCan you Trip like I do? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallingMarc 0 #34 March 22, 2002 Impressive... most impressive. Oh, and along with the "you are what you eat" thing, I'm just amazed that nobody has claimed to be a pussy yet. Sadly, I'm a peanut butter sandwich. Oh well, the lowly peanut grows into the mightiest tree in the forest, right? Wait, no, nevermind....M Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #35 March 22, 2002 QuoteSadly, I'm a peanut butter sandwich. I can't eat you....I'm allergic to peanuts. Not that you wanted me to eat you....ok, i think i'll shut up now...."Never frown, even when you're sad. 'Cause you never know when someone is falling in love with your smile." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #36 March 22, 2002 Your allergic to nuts? That sucks. But I guess you don't. haha Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallingMarc 0 #37 March 22, 2002 QuoteI can't eat you....I'm allergic to peanuts. Not that you wanted me to eat you....ok, i think i'll shut up now....Dammit, why'd I have to use what I had for lunch. What I meant was, I'm a pizza. No peanuts in sight here. Not a single solitary peanut. I am 100% edible. Yep. I'll do you first too. M Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymedic 0 #38 March 22, 2002 Speaking of beng alergic to peanuts....I had a 88 yr old woman who commited suicide by eating a peanut butter cookie...that she had her grandson buy for her because her daughter knew she was allergic...she got in a fight with her daughter and then ate the thing right in front of her.....how about that for odd.....sorry....I thought it was pretty funny actualy.....marcBSBD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymedic 0 #39 March 22, 2002 QuoteYep. I'll do you first tooMarc, Bad Karma to tread on another skydivers chicky.....marcBSBD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #40 March 22, 2002 Dude I was laughing so hard at the "nut" thing I couldn't hold the mouse still. ROFL!!!!SisCan you Trip like I do? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #41 March 22, 2002 Now Fallin I made an indirect reference to that with the fish;tuna; chicken thing......sheesh! You guys crack me up! I need to get out of here for awhile.....damn weather!"But officer all I wanted to do was jump!"It only takes a little pixie dust...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airann 1 #42 March 23, 2002 Olav ZipsTer walked under Skeet the other day and Skeet accidently peed on his head.Ann ~ www.AirAnn.comOwner of recent pictures of Levin in RW suit.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallingMarc 0 #43 March 23, 2002 QuoteMarc, Bad Karma to tread on another skydivers chicky.....My bad! It's this lack of jumping thing. I don't think straight if I don't get airborne on a regular basis. Speaking of which, rain on Sunday in Vandalia, and I can't get down there tomorrow. Pardon me while I cry for a while.M Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darkzone 0 #44 March 25, 2002 Back to the jokes, folks...Do gay judges try each other and do gay ghosts put the willies up each other?Just wonderin' like.Whooooohooooo!!! Hahahaha!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darkzone 0 #45 March 25, 2002 A lesbian goes to the gynae and, after a thorough examination he looks up from between her legs and says"Well, Miss X, you have the cleanest vagina I have ever seen.""I should have", she replies, "I have a woman in three times a week".Whooooohooooo!!! Hahahaha!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darkzone 0 #46 March 25, 2002 "Mommy, Mommy, what's a lesbian?""Dunno, love. Ask your father, she knows."Whooooohooooo!!! Hahahaha!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
