Vallerina 2 #1 March 25, 2002 Sometimes, you get a really insightful e-mail forward...16 REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK...1. It's an incentive to show up.2. It leads to more honest communications.3. It reduces complaints about low pay.4. Employees tell management what they think, not what they want to hear.5. It encourages car pooling.6. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, youdon't care.7. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.8. It makes fellow employees look better.9. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted. 11. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.12. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the bar.13. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.14. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break.15. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.16. Sitting "Bare ass" on the copy machine will no longer be seen as gross." He he! Maybe I'll bring a case on my first day of work and see how this theory flies!"Save me Jebus!" Homer Simpson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #2 March 25, 2002 17. Walking in the company parking garage permit qualifies you for hazard pay..."ahhhhoo...the little guy hasn't done anything yet and you know its going to be good..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TEB6363 0 #3 March 25, 2002 Great Idea!:::OK, Canopy is Open, No Traffic Around, .. Why are these "Extra" Lines Draping Down??, Damn! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airdrew20012001 0 #4 March 25, 2002 18. Even big receptionists/computer techs need love.19. Everything is better with beer!Drewfus McDoofus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,111 #5 March 25, 2002 Uh, we do have beer at work, actually . . . we had a bar in the building for about 5 years, but we still have the occasional meeting/demo where someone brings a cooler of beer.-bill von Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #6 March 25, 2002 Quote18. Even big receptionists/computer techs need love.19. Everything is better with beer!"When there's liquor in me, there's a fat girl in need...""ahhhhoo...the little guy hasn't done anything yet and you know its going to be good..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #7 March 25, 2002 QuoteliquorLiquor, I don't even know her! Well, ok. I know she'll like it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iflyme 0 #8 March 25, 2002 QuoteUh, we do have beer at work, actually The boss usually brings in the beer for us on election night !"There's nothing new under the sun" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndyMan 7 #9 March 26, 2002 I have beer at work..._AmICQ: 5578907MSN Messenger: andrewdmetcalfe at hotmail dot com AIM: andrewdmetcalfeYahoo IM: ametcalf_1999 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Billy 0 #10 March 26, 2002 No beer and random drug testing,, but it's still a great job...Dam she is just tooooo cute!!Don't read this shit down here,, it's nonsense,,, Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
